WELCOME to Monday October 7, 2013. Nine words women use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you’re welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying forget you!
9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s
wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
It is not who is right, but what is right, that is of importance.
Thomas Huxley
You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s.
Robert Frost
The work of art is a scream of freedom.
Christo
The miracle on earth are the laws of heaven.
Jean Paul
Prediction is very difficult, especially if it’s about the future.
Niels Bohr
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American,
“You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love…I told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of family problems.”
The American said, “Talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.”After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.
The American continued,
My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son I.e. My brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems…. Give me a break!!”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You’re not such a bad guy. You just dress badly.”
Answer: Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust! D’s left hand says this to him at the end of “Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust” (2004), when D politely says that he and Layla are old friends, and turns down an invitation to Layla’s granddaughter’s home to meet Layla’s son and daughter-in-law.
“Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust” deals with D trying to save a young woman from a vampire. He has competition, by the name of the Markus brothers, who have also been hired to save the young woman. All the Markus Brothers, except their adoptive sister, die during the rescue. Layla and D become friends, and at the end of the movie D is visiting Layla’s grave. He turns down an invitation to Layla’s granddaughter’s house and rides slowly away. This movie is the sequel to “Vampire Hunter D” (1986). Both are classic anime movies.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “All I ever settled for was that we’re born to live and then to die, and we’ve got to do it alone, each in his own way. And I guess that’s why we’ve got to love those people who deserve it like there’s no tomorrow. Because when you get right down to it…there isn’t.”
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
What are these?
Hedgehog
Aardvark
Badger
Impala
Tortoise
ANSWER:Creatures of habit, If you read only the first letters you’ll see they form the word habit.
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
I am so small, and sometimes I’m missed.
I get misplaced, misused, and help you when you list.
People usually pause when they see me,
So can you tell me what I could be?
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