WELCOME to Wednesday October 9, 2013. The Top 10 Signs You Have A Bad History Teacher.
1. Constantly gets Indonesia and Outdonesia confused.
2. As incentive for learning, when you name a state capital, you get to take a shot.
3. Insists that one of Popes during the Roman empire was Pope Bubba.
4. Thinks that Mussolini was Hitler’s favorite pasta.
5. Counts Puerto Rico, Mexico and Canada as “technically” U.S. States.
6. Tells you that its Napoleon that’s the ice cream that comes in 3 flavors in one box.
7. Insists that the Great Depression could have been stopped with the right amount of Lithium.
8. Threatens to reenact Salem Witch Trials/Burnings if homework is not turned in on time.
9. Claims that it was Martin and Lewis that were the great explorers of the West.
10. Credits David Hasselhoff and not Democracy for the fall of the Berlin Wall.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a Wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
– George Orwell
“Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes rich men poor.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Ever tried? Ever failed? No Matter, try again, fail again, Fail better.”
– Samuel Beckett
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn’t talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife’s teeth in by mistake and he couldn’t stop talking…
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “That won’t be necessary. You see, Sarah, Harold, we’ve taken a secret vote. We’re not leaving. We’re never leaving.”
Answer:The Big Chill! “The Big Chill” (1983) is, to some, the ultimate baby boomer film. Seven friends from college re-unite years later at the funeral of one of their own, with mixed results. The line above is jokingly offered by Michael Gold (Jeff Goldblum) to the owners of the house where he and the others have been staying during their occasionally tumultuous weekend.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Say, friend. You got any more of that good sarsaparilla?”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What is this rebus?
QUE___ON
ANSWER: It’s out of the question.
(The letters I T and S are out of the word “question”.)
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
You can watch me, but I do not move at all,
Watch me do nothing, as I sit by a wall.
As I’m being watched, I tend to get hotter,
For heaven’s sake don’t put me near water!
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS AND MS. KIM HILLYARD FOR SOLVING THE QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! GREAT JOB LADIES!
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