WELCOME to Friday October 11, 2013. Advice for the Ladies…..
* If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section. – Buy a dog
* If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you. – Buy a dog
* If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it. – Buy a dog
* If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want. – Buy a dog
* If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies. – Buy a dog
* If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores. – Buy a dog
* If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually. – Buy a dog
But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness…
Then…………………….Buy a cat! 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Starbucks is offering something called the duffin. It’s a combination of a donut and a muffin. Who says America has lost its exceptionalism?” -Dave Letterman
“It is, of course, Nobel Prize week. Today’s Nobel Prize was in physics. Here’s a physics joke. Why can you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything.” -Craig Ferguson
“A new study found that American workers lack the problem-solving skills that workers in other countries have. When American workers heard about the study they said, ‘What should we do?'” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
“Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded: “You fool, you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to ?”
“No” replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, “you idiot!”
The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to,you IDIOT ?”
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.
“Thank God!” replied the trainee and put down the phone…..
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “And here is your receipt.”
Answer: The Blues Brothers! Jake and Elwood Blues spend most of this 1980 film trying to raise money to prevent the closure of the orphanage in which they were raised. After extensive hijinks and blues music, they finally succeed in paying the Cook County Assessor’s office the necessary fee to save the orphanage.
The clerk who processes this payment and speaks the final line of dialogue is played by none other than Steven Spielberg, a personal friend of director John Landis.
By the way, the Blues Brothers’ band does perform one more song (“Jailhouse Rock”) after this scene, but I don’t count lyrics of a song to be dialogue. Neither should you! =)
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Basic principles. There are none.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
What is this?
Sticker Bum
Sticker Sticker Bum Bum
Sticker Sticker Sticker Bum Bum Bum
ANSWER: A Bumper Sticker, A bum per sticker
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Once there was a night watchman who had been caught several times sleeping on the job. The boss issued the final warning. On the next night he was caught with his head on his hand and his elbows on the desk.
“Aha, I’ve caught you again,” exclaimed the boss. The watchman’s eyes popped open immediately and he knew what had happened. Being a quick thinking man, he said one word before looking up at the boss. The boss apologized profusely and went home. What was the one word?
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