WELCOME to Monday October 21, 2013. Commonly used phrases at the office -“what they really…
1) For your information. (FYI) – – I don’t know what to do with this, so please keep it.
2) For your action. (FYA)– – I don’t know what to do with this, so I’m passing this crap to you.
3) Noted and returned. — – I don’t know what to do with this, so please keep it for a little while.
4) Review and comment. — Do the dirty work so that I can forward it and sign off with my name.
5) Action please . — – Get yourself involved. Don’t worry, I’ll claim the credit.
6) For your necessary action. — It’s your headache now. Woohoo!!!
7) CC to — – Here’s a share of the headache.
8 ) BCC to — – I’m telling someone important that I’m working and sharing the headache with you.
9) For your approval, please. — – Put your neck on the chopping board for me please. 😀
10) Action is being taken and will revert in due time. — – I lost your correspondence and still trying to locate it. I’m busy! Bother me next week!!!
11) Please discuss. – – I don’t know what this is all about. So please brief me.
12) For your immediate action. — – Do it NOW! Or we’ll all get into trouble!!!
13) Please reply soon. — – Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient because of you!
14) I am investigating/ processing your request with the relevant departments. — – They are causing the delay, not me! (Eyes open big big, innocent look)
15) Thanks & Regards. — – Thanks for reading all this bs…..
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Ralph Marston
Morning without you is a dwindled dawn.
Emily Dickinson
What I wanted to do was to paint sunlight on the side of a house.
Edward Hopper
The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough.
Rabindranath Tagore
Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.
Marcel Marceau
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
One morning at a doctor surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him” OK, what happened to your back?”
The patient replies
“You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back”
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?” He replied,
“You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.”
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell happened to youuuuuu…. .?”
“Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? A: “You said you sold this.” B: “I did.” A: “Liar.” B: “Thief.”
Answer: Ocean’s Eleven! This 2001 remake focused on a scheme devised by newly-released ex-con Danny Ocean (George Clooney) to rob three casinos owned by the man who is now seeing his ex-wife Tess (Julia Roberts). By film’s end, it’s clear that Danny was more interested in getting Tess back than getting rich.
Earlier in the film, Tess tells Danny that she sold her wedding ring, but she is wearing it when she and Danny’s best friend Rusty (Brad Pitt) pick him up at the end of his prison sentence. The lines exchanged above are the last we hear in the film.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “And just like that…he’s gone.”
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
What phrase is shown below?
KNOWLEDGE Bomb (Defused)
KNOWLEDGE Bomb (Defused)
knowledge Bomb – tick,tick,tick,tick…
KNOWLEDGE Bomb (Defused)
ANSWER: A little knowledge is a dangerous thing
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Mrs. Botanee , the science teacher at Dandelion High School, held a “Nature is Remarkable” photo contest. The five prize-winning students were Carole, Charlie, Johnny, Oliver and Susan. The subjects they photographed were dewdrops, hummingbirds, red ants, a spider web and termites.
From the information given, determine the subject of each student’s photograph as well as the order in which the five students finished.
1. The photo of termites received a higher prize than Johnny’s photo but a lower prize than those of both girls
2. A girl took the photo of the spider web.
3. The boy whose photo won is not named Charlie and neither of these two boys entered a photo of either a hummingbird or red ants.
4. Susan’s photo received a lower prize than the photo of red ants.
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