WELCOME to Friday November 1, 2013. More Siddhuisms….
1. A recession is where you have to tighten your belt.
2. A depression is where you have no belt to tighten.
3. When you have no pants to hold up, it is time to panic.
4. Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the next rarest thing.
5. When everything is coming your way, you might just be in the wrong lane of traffic.
6. It is choice, not chance that determines destiny.
7. Fine feathers make a fine bird.
8. Flattery is like chewing gum, you chew it for a while, don’t swallow it – and after a while, spit it out!
9. Every time a lamb bleats, it loses a mouthful of hay.
10. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
11. Judge people by their performance, not by their intentions.
12. A true professional is like a chameleon – he will change color to suit his surroundings.
13. Easy to criticize an egg, difficult to lay one.
14. Keep feeding your faith until your doubts starves to death.
15. Experience is the thing you get right after you need it.
16. When you’re running with the big dogs, you can’t piddle like a puppy.
17. They are like brooding hens on top of a china egg.
18. It is better to pluck the fruit from the tree than wait for it to fall.
19. You’ve got to put the saddle on the right horse.
20. Big boast, small roast.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Krispy Kreme says it will give a free doughnut to any customer who shows up wearing a costume on Halloween. So if you’re the kind of person willing to take the time to dress up in a costume just to get a free doughnut, then yes, you’ve hit rock bottom.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Over the weekend a woman gave birth in a Barnes & Noble bookstore. Out of habit the parents briefly looked over the newborn baby and then went home and bought a cheaper baby on Amazon.” -Conan O’Brien
“There’s a lot of talk about how global warming will be a disaster for future generations. When you think about it, it’s hard to care. What have these future generations ever done for us?” -Jimmy Kimmel
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin.
One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly and covered them with an old pair of white gloves. As I sat in bed reading a book with my gloves on, my husband finished showering and came into the room wearing a towel.
Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and put it on. “What are you doing?” I asked.
“Well” he replied, “if you are going to be formal. So am I.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘I’ve never been much of a bather.’
Answer: The Fly! As the horrific physical transformation of Dr. Seth Brundle (Jeff Goldblum) progresses, Veronica (Geena Davis) notes that he not only looks bad, but smells bad. Brundle responds with the above line.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘You must have carnal knowledge — of a *lady*, this time — on the premises.’
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
How can half of 12 be 7?
ANSWER: By using Roman numerals. If you cut XII (12) in half horizontally, you get VII (7).
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
On one side of a river are three humans, one big monkey, two small monkeys, and one boat. Each of the humans and the big monkey are strong enough to row the boat. The boat can fit one or two bodies (regardless of size). If at any time at either side of the river the monkeys outnumber the humans, the monkeys will eat the humans. How do you get everyone on the other side of the river alive?
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