WELCOME to Thursday November 14, 2013.
Signs You’ve Grown Up!
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
3. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You watch the Weather Channel.
6. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”
9. “I just can’t drink the way I used to,” replaces, “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
10. You’re the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a incredible Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.”
– Mahatma Gandhi
“There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up.”
– Booker T. Washington
“I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.”
– Steven Wright
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘You are not the President. No one who leads so many would kneel so quickly.’
Answer: Superman II! That crafty General Zod (Terence Stamp) — not only does he sense that the man who initally surrenders to him is not in fact the President of the United States, but he also seems to know how to speak English…even in the vacuum of space. =)
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘You ask for miracles? I give you the FBI.’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Fred went to a hardware store in Boston with Alex, Ben, and George. He noted that a hammer cost ten times as much as a screwdriver and a power saw cost ten times as much as a hammer. The storekeeper said that Ben could buy a power saw, George could buy a screw driver and Alex could buy a hammer. Based on this what would the storekeeper let Fred buy?
ANSWER: Fred could buy all three (the power saw, hammer and screw driver) since he had $111 with him (a $1 bill-George Washington, a $10 Alexander Hamilton, and a $100 bill-Ben Franklin). Boston is in the USA and therefore uses the US currency I just described.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Below are two clues for words that are homophones of each other. For example, “Number after one…Also” would result in “Two…Too”. Can you get all of the words?
1. Tiny Spider…Not sure if I will or not
2. Made the gun more accurate…Quoted
3. Container…Light
4. Head organ…Yes
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