WELCOME to Thursday December 5, 2013.
TRUTH…..
1. God is real, unless declared integer
2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
3. Death is hereditary.
4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
5. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
6. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
7. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
8. When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
9. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
10. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
11. Well done is better than well said.
12. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
13. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
14. If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
15. Where there’s a will there are five hundred relatives.
16. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Everyone should have at least two friends – one to talk to and one to talk about.
– Anonymous
Families are like fudge… mostly sweet with a few nuts.
– Anonymous
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
– National Lampoon’s Animal House (1978)
Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate.
– Anonymous
Friends are like bras:
close to your heart and there for support.
– Anonymous
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
– Samuel Butler
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.
– Dr. Strangelove (1964)
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
– Minnie Pearl
God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is,
he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny.
– Garrison Keillor
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
On walking into the factory, the Manager noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, “How much do you earn?” The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, “I earn $2000 dollars a month, Sir. Why?” Without answering, the Manager took out his wallet and removed $6,000 dollars in cash and gave it to the young man and said, “Around here I pay people 4 working, not 4 standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months’ salary, now just GET OUT and don’t come back”
The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight. Noticing a Few onlookers, the Manager said in a very upset manner, “And that applies for everybody in this company”. He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, “Who’s the young man that I just fired?” To which an amazing reply came of,
“He was the pizza delivery man, Sir…!!!”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘Don’t you people from the future ever pee?’
Answer: Star Trek: First Contact! Twenty-second century warp drive inventor Zephram Cochrane (James Cromwell) finds it odd that 24th-century Starfleet officer Geordi LaForge (Levar Burton) has no idea what Cochrane means when he states that he has to ‘take a leak’.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘My wife used to say I was a hard man to know.’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
What saying is shown below?
Materials used for Highway 666 to Hades;
Paving Slab 1 Informa-tiGOODon
Paving Slab 2 Connec-tiGOODon
Paving Slab 3 Contempla-tiGOODon
Paving Slab 4 Imagina-tiGOODon
Paving Slab 5 Constipa-tiGOODon
Paving Slab 6 Synchopa-tiGOODon
Paving Slab 7 Evolu-tiGOODon
Paving Slab 8 Asser-tiGOODon
Paving Slab 9 Irrita-tiGOODon
Paving Slab 10 Aboli-tiGOODon
ANSWER: The road to hell is paved with good intentions
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
For each of the pairs of words below, insert a word in the blank space between them to form two separate words such that the inserted word finishes the first word and begins the second. For example, given “MAN ____ ON”, you would insert the word “GO” to form “MANGO” and “GOON”. The hint gives the number of letters in each of the words that must be inserted.
WIN ____ HERE
DISC ____ AGE
TEN ____ OR
ANT ____ LOCK
SIN ____ SHIP
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