WELCOME to Wednesday December 18, 2013.
ALL I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM A SNOWMAN –*
1. It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy.
2. Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
3. Wearing white is always appropriate.
4. Winter is the best of the four seasons.
5. It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
6. There’s nothing better than a foul weather friend.
7. We’re all made up of mostly water.
8. You know you’ve made it when they write a song about you.
9. Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!
10. Avoid yellow snow. Don’t get too much sun.
11. It’s embarrassing when you can’t look down and see your feet.
12. It’s fun to hang out in your front yard.
13. There’s no stopping you once you’re on a roll.
14. It’s not the size of the carrot, but the placement that counts.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a
wonderful Wednesday, and whatever you do, don’t forget to
LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
My grandpa told me to remember two things in life. Look out for Number One, and remember your number. –Orville Cogswell
“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.” –Dennis Wholey
Would you be more content with six million dollars or six children? Six children, certainly. Because a man with six million dollars will always want more.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
My mother was away all weekend at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect.
My six-year-old brother picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s voice say, “We have a Marcia on the line. Will you accept the charges?”
Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming, “Dad! They’ve got Mom! And they want money!”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘You’re not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.’
Answer: ‘Body Heat’! Kathleen Turner to William Hurt. And they end up generating plenty of ‘Body Heat’ in this film.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘They walked, with heads up, without music, or cheering, or any hope of escape from injury or death. It went on and on. Women carry the wounded bodies from the ditch until they dropped from exhaustion. But still it went on. Whatever moral ascendance the West held was lost today.’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What comes next in this series:
Meno
Vowt
Eeerht
Mruof
Jevif
Sxis
Uneves
Nthgie
_____?
ANSWER: Penin.
Each word starts with the first letter of a planet, in order from the sun, and has the rank of distance from the sun spelled backwards added on.
For example, Jevif = Jupiter, five. So the answer is Penin, which stands for Pluto, nine.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
In this teaser, you have to find the odd ones out in the groups of words. BUT WAIT! There’s a catch. Each group of words has TWO words which do not belong. Can you find them both?
EXAMPLE:
Lily – Jane – Tulip – Rose
Jane does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a flower.
Tulip also does not belong because it’s the only one which is not a girl’s name.
You’re on your own for the rest!
1. Dodge – Ford – Lincoln – Hoover
2. King – Earl – Knight – Bishop
3. Yellow – Green – Dead – Black
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