WELCOME to Tuesday December 31, 2013.
The Last Day of 2013…
Welcome to the last day of 2013! Everything that you did this year is officially over! TOMORROW is a new year with brand new resolutions, new everything….right? Well not really, all of your bills are still there and yes they need to still be paid. You’ve got those extra pounds that you put on, remember that trip you took to http://www.muffintop.com? Also those people who love you and care for you, they are still there…those great lifelong friends, well they are still there as well.
Remember the present that you get each day…waking up above ground and not six feet under? Well it seems that although each year presents lessons in living with both good and bad experiences, the goal is simply to learn from each experience. Life is full of treasures, my hope is that you will take the time to see what you have that’s right in front of you! I hope that you all had a great year and that you are looking forward to a better year in 2014!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a Great New Years Eve, please drive carefully and I’ll see you next year! Remember whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Life is a mystery; the more you know it, the more beautiful it is. A moment comes when suddenly you start living it, you start flowing with it. An orgasmic relationship evolves between you and life, but you cannot figure out what it is. That’s the beauty of it, that’s its infinite depth. Osho
Life does not have meaning through mere existence or acquisition or fun. The meaning of life is inherent in the connections we make to others through honor and obligation. Laura Schlessinger Ph.D
Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Bill Gates
Today is the last day of some of your life.
Unknown
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
Christopher Isherwoo
Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? Bob Monkhouse
Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. Douglas Adams
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Christopher Morley
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!”
“What do you mean? I’m fine.”
“What about that wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”
“Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the Doc fixed me up, and I’m fine, really.”
“Oh yeah? Well what about that hook? The last time I saw you, you had both hands.”
“We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the Doc fixed me up with the hook, and I feel great, really.”
“Oh,” said the bartender, “what about that eye patch? The last time you were in here you had both eyes.”
“One day when we were at sea some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye.”
“You’re kidding,” said the bartender, “you couldn’t have lost an eye just from some bird crap!”
“Well, I really wasn’t used to the hook yet.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘Even a poor tailor is entitled to some happiness!’
Answer: ‘Fiddler on the Roof’
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘The defendant sold pennies for seventeen dollars and ninety-nine cents.’
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Using the clues from below you can find ten words. These ten words, when properly rearranged, will form a series of words where each word is different from the previous word by only one letter. For example, DOG may be followed by DIG, etc.
Can you determine the words and the proper order?
… in the back of the net
… sock material
… forest
… baby horse
… hooded robe
… spiral of wire
… not too hot
… roasting metal
… earthy ground
… not bad
ANSWER: Good, wood, wool, cool, cowl, coil, soil, foil, foal, goal.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Decipher this:
wowolfol
SEE YOU NEW YEAR! 
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