WELCOME to Friday January 3, 2013. ..
“Twelve of the Most Terrifying Things to Hear”
1. The dentist says: “This won’t hurt a bit.”
2. The IRS announces: “We are simplifying the tax forms.”
3. Your lawyer says: “This is an air-tight case– you can’t lose.”
4. Your stock broker says: “This little drop in the market is just a minor correction.”
5. Your physician says: “You’re in great shape–you’ll live to be 100!”
6. Your business partner says: “Nothing can possibly go wrong.”
7. Your best friend says: “Trust me–I’ll never tell a soul.”
8. The directions on a do-it-yourself kit say:”Even a child can do it.”
9. Your colleagues say: “We’re behind you 100%–we’ll back you up.”
10. Someone giving you directions says:”You can’t miss it.”
11. The airline pilot announces: “Just a bit of turbulence folks– nothing to worry about.”
12. A voice on the telephone says: “Congratulations! You’re an instant winner!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a Great weekend and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Forrest Gump
Life is like an Ice-cream, enjoy it before it melts.
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
Anonymous
Life is like an apple. You gradually take bites and eventually, you get to the core.
Carly Michelle
Life is like music, it must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by rule. Nevertheless one had better know the rules, for they sometimes guide in doubtful cases, though not often. Samuel Butler
Life is like a B-movie. You don’t want to leave in the middle of it but you don’t want to see it again.
Ted Turner
Life is like a rainbow: You need both the sun and the rain To make its colors appear. A. Ramaiya
Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting.
Unknown
Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. Margaret Mea
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday.
He seemed a little depressed, so his mother asked him if something
happened in Sunday School class that he would like to talk about.
He told his mother, “Well, we were singing songs and the teacher
made us sing about a poor bear named Gladly that needed glasses and I
can’t stop thinking about him. She said he was cross-eyed and I feel
bad for him.
The mother couldn’t understand why the teacher would teach such
a song in Sunday school, so she decided to call her. To the woman’s
amazement, the teacher said she only taught hymns that morning.
Then the teacher began laughing out loud and said to the mother,
“I know what Jeffrey’s talking about! We learned the hymn ‘Gladly The Cross I’d Bear!'”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘Look, the super models are beautiful girls, Will. A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you’ve been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high, full of the single greatest commodity known to man–promise, the promise of a better day, the promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, and in her soul, in the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it’s going to be OK. The super models, Willy, that’s all they are, bottled promise, hope dancing in stilettoed heels.’
Answer:‘Beautiful Girls’ A wonderful ‘slice of life’ film from Ted Demme. For my money one of the best films of the ’90’s.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘He’s the only person I know who feels better when he’s sick.’
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
I’m often seen around a lot, referred to many ways,
See me black and you may find misfortune haunts your days.
Tell a thing, that should have been kept quiet, to all around,
Then look inside the sack, there I’m no longer to be found.
Nosiness, prying, snooping, leaves me fearing, full of dread,
For all these things are likely to see me soon lying dead.
These clues combined should start to give a picture, an idea,
Of who or what I am, so can you tell me? Is it clear?
ANSWER: If you thought those clues lead to a cat then happily you’re right,
For bad luck is yours when a black cat should come across your sight.
And when you reveal a secret, even though you said you wouldn’t,
You’ve let the cat out of the bag by telling what you shouldn’t.
Nosiness, prying, snooping and inquisitiveness, oh drat!
They make up curiosity, which, we all know, killed the cat!
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
On a hot summer day by a lake you are determined to build a boat made of ice, using a refrigeration unit and a large mold in which you can pour water. Nearby you notice an Egyptian mummy resting on a pile of wood pulp. What is the best strategy for building an ice boat that will not melt before you sail it across the lake?
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