WELCOME to Thursday January 9, 2014. ..
Learn How to Pay Attention….
First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy
class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, “In medicine, it is
necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that
you should not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.”
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in
the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
“Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on
it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
“The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannise their teachers. Socrates
Children really brighten up a household – they never turn the lights off.
Ralph Bus
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain
Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
Will Rogers
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves. Brendan Behan
Dancing: the vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
George Bernard Shaw
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer: “Ok.”
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support:: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘When Chekhov saw the coming winter, he saw a winter cold and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know today that winter is yet just another step in the cycle of life. Standing here among the people of Punxsutawney, and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn’t imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.’
Answer: ‘Groundhog Day’ Weartherman Bill Murray finally ‘gets it right’.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘Print is dead.’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Each group of words below is a commonly known phrase. Try to guess what that phrase is.
1.The total entity of substances which exhibit a reflection of light particles in awesome profusion are not necessarily composed of a soft, yellow metallic substance.
2. A couple offers possibility of camaraderie, while trebly aggregates often have the appearances of a multitude.
3. A member of the class of Aves that energizes rapidly from a state of nocturnal hibernation is able to seize by force or stratagem the lumbrious terristris.
4. Homosapiens who inhabit abodes composed of pellucid substances containing silicon materials should be prudent of casting hard cobbles.
ANSWER: 1. All that glitters is not gold.
2. Two’s company, three’s a crowd.
3. The early bird gets the worm.
4. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Five siblings are they, their color is true;
One belongs to one, four are shared by two.
Connected together, some by locks;
Many meet their fate upon the rocks.
Arrange their initials, and you should
Find things that are found in a neighborhood.
What has just been described?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! NICE SOLVING JOB BANKS! 
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