WELCOME to Thursday January 16, 2014.
Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Laughter is inner jogging.
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
Someday is not a day of the week.
Plan to be spontaneous – tomorrow.
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Remember half the people you know are below average.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
When you live your life with an appreciation of coincidences and their meanings, you connect with the underlying field of infinite possibilities. William James
I can get sad, I can get frustrated, I can get scared, but I never get depressed – because there’s joy in my life. Michael J. Fox
The most important of life’s battles is the one we fight daily in the silent chambers of the soul.
The key to Live Life to the Fullest is knowing how to balance all aspects of life.
Unknown
You will have the rest of your life to remember. But what you have to remember depends on what you do today.
We are always getting ready to live but never living.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life is about laughing and living, in good and bad times. Getting through whatever comes our way and looking back and smiling. Unknown
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Subject: A well-planned retirement
From The London Times:
Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England, there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses. It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars 1 pound (about $1.40) and coaches 5 (about $7). This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years. Then, one day, he just didn’t turn up for work.
“Oh well”, said Bristol Zoo Management, “we’d better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant…”
“Er… no”, said the Council, “that parking lot is your responsibility.”
“Er… no”, said Bristol Zoo management, “the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn’t he?”
“Er… NO!” insisted the Council.
Sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain, is a bloke who had been taking the parking lot fees, estimated at 400 pounds (about $560) per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 3.6 million pounds ($7 million).
And no one even knows his name.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘Great. I’m about to be killed a million miles from nowhere with some gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax!’
Answer: The Last Starfighter! Alex Rogan (Lance Guest) complains about the fact that his reptilian compatriot Grig (Dan O’Herlihy) doesn’t seem to share his apprehension about being aboard the sole fighter craft destined to take on numerous enemy forces.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘I hate Illinois Nazis.’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Find the English word that can be formed from all these letters: PNLLEEEESSSSS
ANSWER: sleeplessness!
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Aliens miniaturize you and place you on a fresh Cheerio floating on milk. You are a few millimeters away from another Cheerio. They give you the option of taking them up on a challenge: “We will give you $1 million if your Cheerio does not touch the other Cheerio; otherwise we will remove your hand.” Do you accept the challenge?
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