WELCOME to Wednesday January 22, 2014.
Difference Between Love And Marriage……
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is “Don t you think you’ve had enough!”.
Conclusion: “Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“The Labor Department reported that last month 347,000 people quit looking for work. And in New Jersey, 50,000 people quit DRIVING to work.” –Jay Leno
“Today New Jersey Governor Chris Christie delivered his state of the state address: he said the state is improving, but admitted that it’s still New Jersey.” –Jay Leno
“Governor Christie said he wants to do all he can to keep people from leaving New Jersey. That’s why he closed the bridge. He was trying to do some good.” –Jay Leno
“It was announced that President Obama is going to visit Pope Francis. Obama said he can’t wait to tell the Pope, ‘You know, they liked me a lot, too, that first year.'” –Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Safety is a major concern at the manufacturing company where I work. So I’m constantly preaching caution to the workers I supervise. “Does anyone know,” I asked a few guys, “what the speed limit is in our parking lot?”
The long silence that followed was interrupted when one of them piped up. “That depends. Do you mean coming in to work or leaving?”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘I would kill or die to make love to you.’
Answer: Gotcha! Jonathan (Anthony Edwards) has been advised by his best friend to use this line on the first beautiful woman he meets in Germany. He does so, which gets him into more trouble than he bargained for with CIA operative Cheryl Brewster (a.k.a. Sasha Banniczek, played by Linda Fiorentino).
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Change the position of just one of the words below so that all the words are in an alphabetical sequence:
llama, phoenix, hyena, alligator, beaver, elephant, tortoise, antelope
ANSWER: Antelope. Move it from the end to the beginning; the initial letters will then spell ALPHABET.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
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