WELCOME to Wednesday February 5, 2014.
Funny Quotes about Marriage
“In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
–Woody Allen.
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
–Rodney Dangerfield.
“Aj, yes, divocer.. from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
–Robin Williams.
“A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.”
–Duane Dewel.
“When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead of the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.”
–Helen Rowland.
“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.. The rest cheat in Europe.”
–Jackie Mason.
“Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.”
–Leonardo Di Vinici.
“I don’t think I’ll get married again. I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”
–Lewis Grizzard.
“I’m the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to whom it may concern.”
–Mickey Rooney.
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
–Rodney Dangerfield.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“It is amazing that both Peyton Manning, Broncos quarterback, and younger brother Eli Manning grew up to be NFL quarterbacks like their dad. I have two sons. If they someday both end up hosting late-night talk shows, that will make me unbelievably sad. ” -Craig Ferguson
“It is still cold all across the nation. It was so cold today that Al Gore called global warming a hoax.” -Jay Leno
“House Republicans unveiled a new plan that would allow undocumented immigrants to become citizens if they learn about American history. Which will be great, because then they can teach it to Americans.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
After living in our house for four years, we were moving out of state. My husband had backed the truck up to our garage door so that we could start loading all of the boxes. Just then one of our neighbors came walking across the lawn carrying a plate full of muffins.
“Isn’t that thoughtful,” my husband said to me. “They must have realized that we packed our kitchen stuff.”
The neighbor stuck out his hand and boomed, “Welcome to the neighborhood!”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘I’m black, and I’m proud.’
Answer: The Commitments! Jimmy Rabbitte (Robert Arkins), in an effort to help his all-white Dublin band find inner inspiration for soul music, suggests that everyone use the above quote as a kind of mantra. Saxophone player Dean Fay (Felim Gormley) speaks it without a trace of irony to a group of children who have gathered on the street to hear him practice.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘And the monkey flips the switch.’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Hidden in each sentence is a word. For example, in the sentence: When I grow up, I want to be a ranger. (Hidden animal) The hidden word is BEAR from “to BE A Ranger”. Now, try to identify the hidden colors in the sentences below:
I agree not to eat all the food.
Bob decided to jump in, knowing that this is his only choice.
The sunset makes Cairo seem magnificent.
Some states ship lumber and coal on canal barges.
ANSWER: Green.
i aGREE Not to eat all the food.
Pink.
bob decided to jumP IN, Knowing that this is his only choice.
Rose.
the sunset makes caiRO SEem magnificent.
Plum.
Some states shiP LUMber and coal on canal barges.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
A group of four prisoners were held captive by the enemy and each prisoner was to be shot each day through the week. As natural disasters were common in this specific part of the world, the group of prisoners decided to make up a plan of distracting the guards. Before each prisoner would be shot, they would shout out a natural disaster, which would cause chaos and distract everyone to give enough time for each prisoner to escape. As three days passed the first three prisoners escaped by shouting out their chosen natural disasters and running away, however the final prisoner shouted out a disaster and was shot dead on the spot.
What was the natural disaster he shouted?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD ONCE AGAIN GOES TO OUR QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY, MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR ANOTHER INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB! 
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