WELCOME to Friday February 7, 2014.
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Doctor once a year for his check-up, and again during the year
if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs,
but he is not required to do any upkeep.
He makes no contribution to the running or maintenance of the house.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses what- soever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out, work hard, and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head…
I think my dog might be in Congress!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Today it was announced that Bill Gates is stepping down as chairman of Microsoft. He starts working at the gap next Tuesday.” -Conan O’Brien
“Mark Zuckerberg started Facebook when he was a 19-year-old student. More than anyone, Zuckerberg revolutionized the way we avoid doing work in this country.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“In spite of being a terrible game, the Super Bowl was the most watched TV event in history. So apparently it’s true – if we do start televising executions, people will watch.” -Jay Leno
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A husband is trying to reintroduce some romance into his marriage. So one night he says to his wife, “Tonight, I’m going to make you the happiest woman in the world.”
She replies… “I’ll miss you.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘I work at the Pentagon, Sergeant, so I admit I’m a little slow on the uptake; otherwise, I’d say that you just threatened me. Did you just threaten me, soldier? Because if you did, let me respond to you this way: I’m an officer, and therefore by proclamation a gentleman…but don’t abuse that, son. Don’t get in my crosshairs. Because I’ll have no compunctions whatsoever about gettin’ up to my neck in your butt. You understand me?’
Answer: Courage Under Fire! Lt. Col. Nat Serling (Denzel Washington) reminds the cocky Sgt. Monfriez (Lou Diamond Phillips) just who’s in charge.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘Awww, look — you gave that tall man some flowers.’
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
A name of a musical instrument is hidden in each of these phrases or sentences.
1. Which arm on Icarus held this instrument?
2. Man wearing kepi a novice player.
3. Orpheus carefully replaced ancient instrument.
4. Educator Gandhi played Bach.
5. No car in Asia has instrument aboard.
6. Instrument played in Olympic colorful parade.
7. Cancel long concert for stringed instrument.
8. Urban joke played on instrument.
9. Angelic playing with arpeggios.
10. Absolutely beautiful playing of stringed instrument.
ANSWER: 1. harmonica 2. piano 3. lyre 4. organ 5. ocarina 6. piccolo 7. cello
8. banjo 9. harp 10. lute
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
RIDDLE ME THIS
Not born, but from a Mother’s body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold.
What am I?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE WEEK AWARD ONCE AGAIN GOES TO OUR QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY, MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR ANOTHER INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB! 
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com. https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS2 CHECK OUT: http://www.slampi.org. http://www.hopeBUILD.org. http://www.wcscatering.com. http://www.Eucman.freedom10.com, 
The World According to the Eucman! 