WELCOME to Wednesday February 19, 2014.
Signs You’ve Grown Up……..
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
10. You’re the one calling the police because those gosh darn kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Every artist was first an amateur.”
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Laughter is the closest distance between two people.”
— Victor Borge
“The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself.”
— Louis C. K.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
There was this guy watching T.V., and he heard a knock at the door,
so he got up to get it, and when he opened the door,
all he saw was a snail, so he picked it up and threw it as far as he could,
and three years later he was watching T.V., and someone knocked at the door,
so he got up to get it, and there the snail was, and the snail looked up at the guy and said,
“What in the heck was that for?”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘So I go to start shooting, and he says, ‘Where’s your script?’ And I say, ‘I don’t need a script. Godard doesn’t use a script.’ And he says, ‘Great. Who’s Godard?’
Answer: The Doors! Ray Manzarek (Kyle Maclachlan) explains to Jim Morrison (Val Kilmer) that film school didn’t work out quite the way he had planned.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘There are two hundred and fifteen bones in the human body. That’s *one*.’
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
The following clues each form a unique word by themselves, add them together to get the name of a country. Example: blue and yellow mixed + solid ground = ? Answer: green + land = Greenland
1. frozen water + solid ground of the earth = ?
2. used to refer to oneself + competed in a race = ?
3. anger or wrath + to lower an airplane from sky to ground = ?
4. a relaxing resort + not out = ?
bonus: never used + enthusiastic devotion + in addition to = ? ?
ANSWER: 1. ice + land = Iceland
2. I + ran = Iran
3. ire + land = Ireland
4. spa + in = Spain
bonus: new + zeal + and = New Zealand
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
If you choose to answer this question at random, what are the chances you will be correct?
A) 25%
B) 50%
C) 60%
D) 25%
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