WELCOME to Tuesday February 25, 2014.  

Act naturally

Found missing

Resident alien

Advanced BASIC

Genuine imitation

Airline Food

Good grief

Same difference

Almost exactly

Government organization

Sanitary landfill

Alone together

Legally drunk

Silent scream

American history

Living dead

Small crowd

Business ethics

Soft rock

Butt Head

Military Intelligence

Software documentation

New York culture

 

New classic

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do,

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“Today in New York was the finals of the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. This year the dogs competed in a variety of categories including talent, evening gown, and swimsuit.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Here in New York City we have so much snow that they’re running out of salt. So right this minute, sanitation workers are out on the street scraping pretzels.” -Dave Letterman

“There’s a new survey that found that 50 percent of doctors admit to going on Wikipedia to look up medical information. While the rest behave like professionals and use WebMD.” -Jimmy Fallon

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

An office technician got a call from a computer user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that her computer needed to be brought in and serviced.

He told her, “Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I’ll fix it for you.”

About ten minutes later she showed up at his door… with the electrical cord in her right hand.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???   ‘Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water? Or was it his in-depth analysis of, uh, uh, Marky Mark that finally reeled you in?’

 

Answer: Reality Bites! Spoken by Troy Dyer, played by Ethan Hawke, who also contributed a song to the soundtrack. 

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???  ‘It’s like in a Hitchcock movie, you know, where they tie you up in a rubber bag and throw you in the trunk. You find people.’

 

Monday’s Quizzler is……….

What common phrase is represented below? 

 

IGAR 

CIGR 

CGAR 

CIGA 

CIAR 

 

ANSWER: Close, but no cigar.  

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that fit in the middle of each pair of words to create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended. 

 

Example: EVER – ______ – HORN

Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN

 

SLIP ___________ LINED

BREAD __________ CASE

OTHER __________ CRACK

 

 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SOLVING THE QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! GREAT JOB BANKS! 

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