WELCOME to Tuesday March 18, 2014.
“The Paradoxical Commandments
People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.
If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.
The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.
Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.
The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds.
Think big anyway.
People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs.
Fight for a few underdogs anyway.
What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.
People really need help but may attack you if you do help them.
Help people anyway.
Give the world the best you have and you’ll get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you have anyway.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”
― Robert A. Heinlein
“Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”
― Abraham Lincoln
“Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”
― Marthe Troly-Curtin
“It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness.
We learn so little from peace.” ― Chuck Palahniuk
“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
“Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.”
― Ernest Hemingway
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer “Dear Harold”.
At this, dad interrupted and said, “Wait a minute, How come you
called God, ‘Harold'”? The little boy looked up and said, “That’s
what they call Him in church. You know the prayer we say, “Our
Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘I think you know I love you. And you promised if there was anything you could ever do…’
Answer: Sabrina! Spoken by Harrison Ford’s character, Linus, to Julie Ormond’s character, Sabrina. This movie also stars Greg Kinnear and Lauren Holly.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘Son, you got a panty on your head.’
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
In each sentence below, two words are incomplete. The two words end in the same three letters, so they look like they should rhyme, but they don’t. See if you can figure out the missing letters in each sentence.
Example: One symptom of bronchitis is a ro___ co___. (The two words are: rough & cough.)
1. When you g___ up, I will let you climb the ship’s p___.
2. Do you want to be a ri___ swimmer or an ocean di___?
3. The strongest oarsman in the boat is a po___ ro___.
4. The cheap tickets didn’t al___ them to go be___ deck.
ANSWER: 1. grow prow 2. river diver 3. power rower 4. allow below
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
The Antisocial Club meets every week at Jim’s Bar. Since they are so antisocial, however, everyone always sits as far as possible from the other members, and no one ever sits right next to another member. Because of this, the 25-stool bar is almost always less than half full and unfortunately for Jim the members that don’t sit at the bar don’t order any drinks. Jim, however, is pretty smart and makes up a new rule: The first person to sit at the bar has to sit at one of two particular stools. If this happens, then the maximum number of members will sit at the bar. Which stools must be chosen? Assume the stools are numbered 1 to 25 and are arranged in a straight line.
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS, MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB BANKS! 
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