WELCOME to Thursday March 20, 2014.
10 Things It Took Me 50 Years to Learn….
Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
There can be a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
You should never confuse your career with your life.
No matter what happens in life, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
Never lick a steak knife.
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
Nobody can give me a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person.
What the mind can perceive after 50, the body cannot achieve!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“The situation in Ukraine keeps getting more tense. And now Vladimir Putin has moved 10,000 troops to the Russian-Ukrainian border. Russia says its troops are there only for a training exercise. When asked what they’re training for, Russian officials said, ‘Invading Ukraine.'” –Jimmy Fallon
“Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg apparently called President Obama directly to complain about NSA and how it spies on ordinary Americans. That’s right, the guy who runs Facebook got mad at the NSA for spying on people. Talk about the pot unfriending the kettle!” –Jimmy Fallon
“It’s an amazing story…the plane.. something just vanished without a trace. it means it was either an act of terrorism, an accident, or it starred Collin Farrell.” –Bill Maher
“There is actually a fourth possibility that Republicans are putting forward, that the plan went down because it was emboldened by Obama’s weakness. That apparently is their answer for everything. In fact on Fox and Friends, Steve Doocy said it was a strange coincidence that Obama has a daughter named Malaysia.” –Bill Maher
“The Russians took over Crimea and Republicans know who to blame: Obama. Yes, it all happened because Obama is weak, unlike warrior king Mitt Romney. It never would have happened under him.” –Bill Maher
“Jon McCain wrote an op-ed in the New York Times and said Obama has made America look weak because he is not decisive. Right, decisive. You know, once you have picked Sarah Palin as your vice president, decisions aren’t something we call you for as a phone-a-friend.” –Bill Maher
“Sarah Palin said perhaps the most irresponsible thing I’ve ever heard any politician say. She said, ‘The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.’ You think she realizes that nuking Russia might not be good for someone who can see Russia from her house?” –Bill Maher
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best:
“My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands.”
“My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands.”
“I’ve got you both beat. My dad’s so good because he works for the city. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘Fried pork rinds anyone?’
Answer: The Sure Thing! Said by John Cusack during the road trip to meet his ‘sure thing’.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this
quote from??? ‘Did you bring me a monkey?’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first. Example: Begin -> Heavenly body Answer: The words are Start and Star.
1. Pebbles, rock fragments -> Tomb; serious
2. Prearranged fight with weapons -> Payable on demand; owed
3. Experience emotion; touch -> Fixed charge
4. Implement used for a job -> Also; excessively
5. Standard of perfection -> Mental concept; thought
6. Speech pattern with long vowels -> To sketch
7. Artist’s tripod -> Freedom from hardship
8. Pale tint of colour -> Glue; a soft malleable mixture
ANSWER: 1. Gravel -> Grave 2. Duel -> Due 3. Feel -> Fee 4. Tool -> Too 5. Ideal -> Idea
6. Drawl -> Draw 7. Easel -> Ease 8. Pastel -> Paste
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
What expression is represented here?
Brrr….shake, shake….brrrrr;
me
Maple, oak, blackwood, acacia, birch and mountain-ash.
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS, MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! NICE WORK BANKS! 
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