WELCOME to Wednesday April 2, 2014.
Bizarre April Holidays
April 1 is One Cent Day
April 2 is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
April 3 is Tweed Day and Don’t Go To Work Unless It’s Fun Day
April 4 is Tell-A-Lie Day
April 5 is Go For Broke Day
April 6 is Sorry Charlie Day
April 7 is No Housework Day
April 8 is All Is Ours Day
April 9 is Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
April 10 is Golfers Day
April 11 is Eight-Track Tape Day
April 12 is Look Up At The Sky Day
April 13 is Blame Somebody Else Day
April 14 is National Pecan Day
April 15 is Rubber Eraser Day
April 16 is National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
April 17 is National Cheeseball Day
April 18 is International Jugglers Day
April 19 is Garlic Day
April 20 is Look Alike Day
April 21 is Kindergarten Day
April 22 is National Jelly Bean Day
April 23 is Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
April 24 is National Pigs In A Blanket Day
April 25 is National Zucchini Bread Day
April 26 is Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
April 27 is Tell A Story Day
April 28 is Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
April 29 is National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is National Honesty Day
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“The average American citizen – you hear the statistic all the time – works six months out of the year for the government. That’s how difficult the taxes are in this country. We work six months out of the year. Government employees don’t even do that.” -Dave Letterman
“A British tech company has debuted new technology that lets clothing store mannequins talk about the outfit they are displaying. Said the inventor, ‘The idea came to me in a nightmare.'” -Seth Meyers
“The movie ‘Noah’ comes out this weekend. It follows the story of a family trying to survive God’s wrath on a giant boat for months. Or as that’s more commonly known, a Carnival Cruise.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A German farmer with relatives in the US promised them some fresh pork sausages made by hand from his very own stock of pigs. But as the weeks went by they gave him a call to complain that the package had not yet arrived.
He told them, “Don’t worry. The wurst is yet to come.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? Basie – ‘Jim, didn’t I teach you anything?’
Jim – ‘Yes, you taught me that people will do anything for a potato.’
Answer: Empire Of The Sun! Steven Spielberg directed this 1987 classic. You can tell
he has a love of airplanes. Christian Bale, at age 13, gives a great performance.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this
quote from??? Hal Hartley film.
Ned: ‘What is this thing?’
Bill: ‘That’s the blessed Virgin, Ned.’
Ned: ‘She’s pretty, huh?’
Bill: ‘Not only is she pretty, but she’s got a nice personality, and she’s the mother of God.’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
They use me to build castles, but I’m not a brick.
They use me to make hands, but I’m not a finger.
I’m international, and cosmopolitan. I’m very often in Monte Carlo, Las Vegas, Atlantic City and even in Punta del Este.
I’m not alive but I have 81 hearts.
What am I?
ANSWER: I’m a deck of cards.
Because there are 52 cards plus two jokers in a deck, the total is 54.
If you count all the hearts drawn in the 13 cards of hearts, you’ll find 81.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Starting with a one-letter word or abbreviation, add a letter and rearrange the letters to produce the next. A clue is given for each.
Maybe your car does 0 to 60 in 10 sec., but can you do this “0 to 10” in 60 sec.? Go on – get out the stopwatch!
The hint provides the starting letters of the even numbered words.
1. Ford model, known as “Tin Lizzie”
2. @
3. Traitor (slang)
4. Not before the horse, please!
5. Track down; discover
6. Collected by bees
7. Convinced, beyond any doubt
8. Completed in 6 days, according to Genesis
9. “Ashes to ashes”
10. Power and authority; significance
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