WELCOME to Tuesday April 29, 2014.
10 DISTURBING FACTS….
1. During WWII an American plane crashed on a Japanese island (Chi Chi Jima). There were 9 men on board. Eight of them were captured and eaten, The one who was rescued was George H W Bush.
2. The Romans used crushed mouse brains as toothpaste.
3. Many babies in orphanages in the 1950’s didn’t cry very often because they knew their cries wouldn’t be answered and many developed depression.
4. Koala bears actually eat their mom’s poop.
5. False teeth are often minutely radioactive.
6. The U.S. military’s dried food rations can be re-hydrated with urine!
7. People who ride on rollers coasters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.
8. Male Honey bees mate once, then their genitals explodes and they die.
9. FDA regulations allow 10 insects and 35 fruit fly eggs per 8 oz. of raisins.
10. Until 1977, the nuclear launch code was simply “0000”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Today is Earth Day. It’s the day we celebrate the ‘three Rs:’ Reduce, reuse, and, uh, Retweet? I don’t know.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Today is John Muir Day. He is the father of our national parks, the most famous naturalist of all time. Do not confuse a “Naturalist” with a “Naturist.” A naturalist is an expert on nature. A naturist is an expert on walking around outside naked.” -Craig Ferguson
“This weekend over 37,000 people went to Denver to participate in the 4th annual Cannabis Cup. And they all made memories that would last a few minutes.” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A man sees a job ad posted on a construction site, “Handy man wanted; apply within.”
So he does and speaks to the foreman.
“Can you drive a Bobcat?” the foreman asks.
“No.”
“Can you plaster?”
“No.”
“Have you ever done any carpentry?”
“No.”
“If you don’t mind me asking,” says the foreman, “what’s so handy about you?”
“Well, I only live about five minutes down the road…”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Is your mom married to Mr. Rogers?”
Answer: The Breakfast Club! John Bender asks Brian this while eating lunch.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this
quote from??? “Do we call you Nick, or Mr. Dick?”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
One you will find in a state that borders Ohio,
Another you will find in a state next to Georgia,
A third can be found in a state that touches Canada,
The last cannot be found in any state at all.
What are these things?
Answer: The four major compass directions. WEST Virginia borders Ohio, SOUTH Carolina is next to Georgia, NORTH Dakota touches Canada, and EAST is not in any state’s name.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Replace each word or words in parentheses with a one-word synonym to decipher a common phrase.
1. (Performances) (converse) (noisier) than (terms).
2. (More superior) (delayed) than (not at all).
3. (Sublime) (mental abilities) (contemplate) (similarly).
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