WELCOME to Monday May 12, 2014.
Foreign Language Phrases Winners of a New York Magazine contest who were asked to take a well-known statement in a foreign language, change a single letter and provide a definition for the new statement:
*RESPONDEZ S’IL VOUS PLAID
Honk if you’re Scottish
* HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?
Can you drive a French motorcycle?
* VENI, VIPI, VICI:
I came, I’m a very important person, I conquered.
* COGITO EGGO SUM:
I think; therefore I am a waffle.
* RIGOR MORRIS:
The cat is dead.
* QUE SERA SERF:
Life is feudal
* LEROI EST MORT, JIVE LEROI:
The king is dead. No kidding.
* POSH MORTEM:
Death styles of the rich and famous
* PRO BOZO PUBLICO:
Support your local clown
* MONAGE A TROIS:
I am three years old
* HASTE CUISINE:
Fast French food
* QUIP PRO QUO:
A fast retort
* ALOHA OY:
Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you should never know.
* MAZEL TON:
Tons of luck
* VISA LA FRANCE:
Don’t leave your chateau without it
* CARNE DIEM:
Seize the meat
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
I discovered that I scream the same way, whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white,
or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. – Axl Rose
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house. – Rod Stewart
Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.
Carmen Boyle, Olympic luge gold medal winner
There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane. Either you have diarrhea,
or you’re anxious to meet people who do. – Henry Kissinger
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
– Courtney Cox, as Monica on “Friends”
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for
white men dressed like black pimps. – Tiger Woods
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” “Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,” replied the boy’s father. His friend thought for a moment and responded, “That’s a strange ambition to have for a career.” “Well,” said the boy’s father, “he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘How does it feel to be stuffed like a turkey?’
Answer: Sideout! This movie has some the the best pro volleyball players in the country in it. Sinjin Smith, Randy Stoklos, Steve Timmons, and Ricci Luyties all have played pro beach volleyball and have all played for their country on Team USA. Sinjin Smith is the true King of the Beach. The quote was said by Wiley Hunter at the beginning of the King of the Beach Tourney.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this
quote from??? ‘I don’t need therapy.’
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as instructed to form another word that is the answer to this teaser:
TLEM – Take letters 1,2 & 4
ELTA – Take letters 1 & 3
MSURT – Take letter 1
HMEYR – Take letters 2 & 3
Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?
Answer: TLEM Take letters 1,2 & 4 – MELT, take M,E,T
ELTA Take letters 1 & 3 – TEAL, take T,A
MSURT Take letter 1 – STRUM, take S
HMEYR Take letters 2 & 3 – RHYME, take H,Y
Unscramble the above to get ‘Amethyst’.
The amethyst is a beautiful gemstone of purple hue. In ancient times, it was associated with celibacy and controlling drunkenness. It was also believed to have the ability to dissipate evil thoughts and quicken the intelligence.
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
I represent love.
I’m the daughter of Heaven and Sea.
You may find me in the sky above,
And many envy my beauty.
My love belongs to fire,
But if I said I was true to him
I would be a liar,
But I have no shame for my whims.
My son taught many to love.
To me the only earthly items of worth
Are myrtle, sparrow, swan, and dove.
And no one remembers my birth.
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