by eucman

Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday May 14, 2014.    

 
REALLY….
 
A group of 40-year-old buddies discuss where they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitresses there have low-cut blouses.

Ten years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

Ten years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

Ten years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.

Ten years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they have never been there before.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“A town in Texas just announced a controversial plan to recycle toilet water and use it for drinking water. Dogs said, ‘How are you only thinking of this now?'” -Jimmy Fallon
“A guy got a tattoo on his leg of the KFC Double Down sandwich. He wanted to do something he would regret even more than eating a KFC Double Down sandwich.” -Conan O’Brien 
“For the second time in three days, the White House has gone into lockdown after someone threw an object over the fence. Finally today, President Obama took away Joe Biden’s Frisbee.” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
While watching my grandson’s baseball game, I saw a young mother with her toddler on one of those child leashes.
She was talking with another mom about an incident that happened earlier that morning.  Her little Chihuahua was sick, and she had raised people’s eyes as she walked into the vet’s office with her dog in her arms and her child on a leash.
 
All I could think was, “What’s wrong with this picture!”  
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  ‘What are you doing?’ ‘Losing.’
  
Answer: A Knight’s Tale! The quote is said by Roland and Will. He is trying to prove his love to Jocelyn.  
 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 
quote from??? ‘Shall we say at the stroke of midnight, pun not intended.’
 
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Diagramless is a special form of crossword puzzle. It is the same, just you have no idea where the black squares are, you have to use the answers to the clues and the numbers of them to figure that out.
 
Can you figure this diagramless out?
 
It is just a small, 4×4 grid, and there are two black squares.
 
Across Clues:
 
1. Water Sport
5. Best Grade
6. __ top of; above
7. Place of relaxation
9. Water Level
 
Down Clues:
 
1. Opposite of future
2. Oxygen
3. Fill by putting on
4. Opposite of off
8. 3.14
10. Vowel between C and H  
 
Answer:  Here are the answers to the rows.
 
Row 1 – POLO, Row 2 – A-ON, Row 3 – SPA-, Row 4 – TIDE
 
Here are the answers to the columns:
 
Column 1 – PAST, Column 2 – O-PI, Column 3 – LOAD, Column 4 – ON-E
 
  
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
 
Where can you finish reading several books before you finish even one sentence?
  

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