WELCOME to Friday May 23, 2014.
Expressions For High Stress Days….
1. Well, aren’t we just a ray of freaking sunshine.
2. Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen.
3. Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we now?
4. Huh? I’m sorry, I was ignoring you.
5. Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after.
6. I like cats, too! Let’s exchange recipes.
7. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
8. How many times do I have to flush you before you go away?
9. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
10. You say I’m a witch like it’s a bad thing.
11. Just smile and say “Yes Mistress,”
12. Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a neurotic witch just like you.
13. A woman’s favorite position is CEO.
14. And which dwarf are you?
15. Hello, Tech Support? How do I set a laser printer to stun?
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Memorial weekend people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“The new ‘Godzilla’ opens today. There have been 28 Godzilla movies. They include ‘Son of Godzilla,’ ‘Godzilla vs. Mothra,’ ‘2 God 2 Zilla,’ and ‘Godzilla vs. Tyler Perry.'” -Craig Ferguson
“This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik’s Cube. If you kids don’t know what a Rubik’s Cube is, it’s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones.” -Conan O’Brien
“Target and Doritos have paired up to market the Walking Taco, which is where you pour ground beef and cheese into a bag of crushed Doritos before eating it out of the bag. The Walking Taco was created when a man was taking out the garbage and thought, ‘Hey, I could eat this.'” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Our first day at a resort, my wife and I decided to hit the beach. When I went back to our room to get something to drink, one of the hotel maids was making our bed. I grabbed my cooler, but not being sure of the hotel rules I stopped at the door and asked the maid, “Can we drink beer on the beach?”
“Sure,” the maid replied, “but I have to finish the rest of the rooms first.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team,
this is a last resort.’
Answer: Bring It On! A excellent movie about cheerleading…though it hasn’t made me change my mind about them. I still think they ruin the sports that they cheer for. This quote is said when Missy is having her tryout.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this
quote from??? ‘This is the nineties. You don’t just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.’
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
In each group below, I have listed four (4) unrelated words. Your job is to try and find a word that can either precede or follow each word in each group.
Example:
1. picture, inner, top, test
Answer: picture TUBE, inner TUBE, TUBE top, test TUBE.
1. sky, point, hat, knee
2. street, fight, pedal, off
3. shoe, french, powder, rims
4. moulding, roast, triple, jewels
Answer: 1. sky HIGH, HIGH point, HIGH hat, knee HIGH
2. BACK street, fight BACK, BACK pedal, BACK off
3. shoe HORN, french HORN, powder HORN, HORN rims
4. CROWN moulding, CROWN roast, triple CROWN, CROWN jewels
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Down below the shining moon
Around the trees, a sacred gloom
Running with the midnight sky
Knowing the thing that makes you cry
Night is full with my essence
Eternal light betrays my presence
Soaring through my endless task
Shadows are my faithful mask
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTERS OF THE DAY AWARDS GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB BANKS.
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