WELCOME to Thursday, June 5, 2014.
My, How Things Have Changed, I remember when….
<> A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note.
<> A window was something you hated to clean.
<> And a ram was the cousin of a goat.
<> Meg was the name of someone’s girlfirend.
<> And a gig was a job for the nights.
<> Now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes.
<> An application was for employment.
<> A program was a TV show.
<> A cursor used profanity.
<> A keyboard was piano.
<> Memory was something that you lost with age.
<> A CD was a bank account.
<> And if you had a 3-in floppy, you hoped nobody found out.
<> Compress was something you did to the garbage, not something you did to a file.
<> And if you unzipped anything in public, you’d be in jail for awhile.
<> Log on was adding wood to the fire.
<> Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
<> A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
<> And a backup happened to your commode.
<> Cut you did with a pocket knife.
<> Paste you did with glue.
<> A web was a spider’s home.
<> And a virus was the flu.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Even though I was an engineering student at the University of Maryland, chemistry was a required course. The professor, on the first day of class, asked everyone to name the most outstanding contribution chemistry had made to society.
When my turn came, I answered, “Blondes!”
When my sister’s husband died, she went to the bank to put his affairs in order. The young clerk looked up their joint account and then asked, “Which of you is deceased?”
“My mom had a weekly court and we’d get tickets during the week. On Saturdays, my dad would be the judge and mom would be the prosecutor. We could state our case, but she was like MATLOCK – she always won!” –MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE dad BRYAN CRANSTON recalls his own childhood.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica. “Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?”
“Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your grandma and I were young, music saved my life.”
“What happened?” “Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood. The dam broke and when the water hit out house it knocked it right off the foundation. Grandma got on the dining room table and floated out safely.”
“How about you?”
“Me? I accompanied her on the piano!”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘I can’t believe it – I’m losing to a rug.’
Answer: Aladdin! The genie, playing chess with the carpet.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this
quote from??? ‘Man who catch fly with chopsticks accomplish anything.’
TODAY’S MOVIE DIVIA AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD FOR SOLVING WEDNESDAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA! AOTHER INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB KIM!
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
In this teaser your job is to try and discover a shorter word within the given word that relates to the theme. The word must be an extension of the ‘theme’ word. The letters of the hidden word are NOT jumbled.
Example:
Theme: NIGHT______
Sneaky = SKY (NIGHT SKY)
Theme: NIGHT______
1. Amplifier = ? (NIGHT______)
2. Vowel = ? (NIGHT______)
3. Counteract = ? (NIGHT______)
4. Persimmon = ? (NIGHT______)
Answer: 1. Amplifier = LIFE (NIGHT LIFE)
2. Vowel = OWL (NIGHT OWL)
3. Counteract = COURT (NIGHT COURT)
4. Persimmon = PERSON (NIGHT PERSON)
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Some people’s names (such as “Will Power”) suggest a certain personality or career choice. Given below are some last names and professions (in no particular order). For each last name, your task is to think of a common first name, such that it suggests one of the given professions. Each last name and profession must be used just once.
Example: Sonny Day would suggest a meteorologist.
Last Names: Ball, King, Major, Mee, Soares, Turner
Professions: Paleontologist, Author, Musician, Plumber, Astrologer, Lawyer
The hint provides the first names.
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