QUOTES OF THE DAY
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx
“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” ― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
“I love mankind … it’s people I can’t stand!!”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 5: 1959-1960
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Diggers
“Remember, we’re madly in love, so it’s all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields
“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.”
The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, “Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?”
The player thought for a moment and then he answered, “4?”
“Did you say 4?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on coach, give him another chance!”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘Tootie, remind me to spank you right after dinner.’ ‘All right, Papa.’
Answer: Meet Me in St. Louis! Tootie left her roller skate on the stairs, and her father tripped and fell.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this
quote from??? ‘I don’t think you want the word ‘pit’ on a wedding invitation, George.’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you figure out what A.A. Milne was referring to in this verse from his “When We Were Very Young” book?
She wore her yellow sun-bonnet,
She wore her greenest gown;
She turned to the south wind
And curtsied up and down.
She turned to the sunlight
And shook her yellow head,
And whispered to her neighbour:
“Winter is dead.”
Answer: A daffodil
The poem is exactly how A.A. Milne wrote it for his son Christopher Robin, and his collections of verse and stories of Winnie-the Pooh have been favorites of children all over the world.
“When We Were Very Young” was first published on November 6th, 1924.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
What do these six words have in common?
BACKSPLASH
BIRTHPLACE
MATCHSTICK
HEARTTHROB
THOUSANDTHS
ANGSTS
BONUS: What’s so special about the word ANGSTS?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! SUPER SOLVING BANKS! 
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