Cream loses its magic

Little Michael watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.’ Why do you do that, Mummy?’ he asked

‘To make myself beautiful’, said his mother who then began removing the cream with a tissue

‘What’s the matter?’ asked little Michael, ‘Giving up?’

Charity Begins at Church

After the church service, seven year old Brian said to the preacher: ‘When I grow up, I’m going to give you some money.’

‘Well, thank you’, the preacher replied, ‘but why?’

‘Because my daddy says that you’re one of the poorest preachers We’ve ever had.’

The Chase

Nicola, eight years old, told her parents that David Parsons had kissed her after lessons. ‘How did that happen?’ asked her mother.’ It wasn’t easy, ‘admitted the young lady, ‘but three girls helped me catch him.’

Repeat after Me

Mrs Johnson invited some people over for supper. At the table, she turned to their seven year old daughter Martha and said, ‘Would you like to say the blessing?’

‘I wouldn’t know what to say, ‘Martha replied.’ Just say what you hear Mummy say, ‘Mrs Johnson answered.

Martha bowed her head and said, ‘Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?’

Fig Leaves

Bobby, nine, opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.  ‘Hey, Mum, look what I’ve found!’ Bobby called out.’ What have you got there, dear?’ his mother asked. Astonishment written all over his face, he answered: ‘I think it’s Adam’s suit!’

Road HogOut of Mouth of Babes

One day I was driving with my five year old daughter Alice and I honked my car horn by mistake.

Alice turned and looked at me for an explanation.

I said, ‘I did that by accident’.

Alice replied, ‘I know that, Daddy’.

I replied, ‘How did you know?’

She said, ‘Because you didn’t say ‘IDIOT’ afterwards’