by eucman

Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Thursday, July 10, 2014.    

  

Senior Personal Ads……..
 
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim, 5’4″ (used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. 
 
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem. 
 
SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times. 
 
WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy. 
 
BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes. 
 
MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together. 
 
MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn’t in running condition, but walks well. 
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.”
–Isaac Asimov
“Courage is being scared to death – but saddling up anyway.”
–John Wayne
“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
–Steven Wright
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Nigel retired before Sally, and as a result he would do more of the chores. For example on Friday he would dust and vacuum the house. On two other days he would prepare and cook the evening meal.

 

Now Nigel’s forté was certainly not cooking. One recipe asked for ‘seasoned flour’ to be added. Nigel searched the kitchen cupboards and found the plain flour and the self-raising flour.  In the end he had to ring Sally at her work to ask where she kept the ‘seasoned flour’. 

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from??? ‘Well color me happy.’
  
Answer: Pretty Woman! First time in an elevator. 
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 
quote from???  ‘This is the nineties. You don’t just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.’
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that fit in the middle of each pair of words to create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended. 
 
Example: EVER – ______ – HORN
Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN
 
1. GRAND – _________ – OUT
2. QUARTER – ___________ – MIND
3. HAIR – _______________ – FIRE
 
Answer: 1. GRAND – STAND – OUT

2. QUARTER – MASTER – MIND
3. HAIR – BRUSH – FIRE

 
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
What is the next letter in this fairy tale sequence?
 
G, D, S, B, H, S, ??
 
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