by eucman

Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Friday, July 11, 2014.      

 
Funny Metaphors………….
1. The toddlers looked at each other as if they had just been told their mutual funds had taken a complete nosedive.
2. She was a couch potato in the gravy boat of life, flopping dejectedly on the sofa.
3. It will take a big tractor to plow the fertile fields of his mind.
4. Suddenly, she was pinned by the spotlight, a struggling fish caught in a spider’s web
5. All at once he was alone in this noisy hive with no place to roost.
6. The beautiful child was the center of attention, with his golden curls and tuna fish complexion.
7. There is no difference between a forced bachelor and an involuntarily herbivorous lion.
8. Do you have to ape Peter Pan in every aspect of your life?
9. A colony of E.coli growing on room temperature Canadian beef could not match their affection for each other.
10. Standing at the corner cubicle, suddenly the two of them heard a growing sound of barely hushed giggles.
     At the root of it was the little girl who called them the twin towers of the office.
11. Her face was a perfect oval with two sides of a circle gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
12. Underpants in a dryer and thoughts in his head displayed the same degree of making and breaking alliances.
13. The revelation of infidelity in a 30 years marriage and surcharge at a formerly surcharge free ATM can be equally shocking.
14. Even in his last years, Granddad had a steel trap mind, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
15. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
16. Her eyes were limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
Our patience will achieve more than our force.
Edmund Burke
Love planted a rose, and the world turned sweet.
Katharine Lee Bates
Art is the daughter of freedom.
Friedrich Schiller
He could not die when trees were green, for he loved the time too well.
John Clare
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp. 

 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  ‘This is the nineties. You don’t just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.’
  
Answer: The Last Boy Scout
 
At the end of the movie this quote is said by Joe to Jimmy. 
 
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 
quote from??? ‘… I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.’
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
What is the next letter in this fairy tale sequence?
 
G, D, S, B, H, S, ?? 
 
Answer: D. These are the first letters of Disney’s seven dwarfs: Grumpy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, Happy, Sleepy, Doc
 
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
There are 4 clues below. Each clue is related to a type of candy. You have to try to figure out what each candy is. Good luck!
1. The average worker loves this day.
 
2. When actors or actresses get a little break.
 
3. Think of the 4th planet from the sun.
 
4. Also referred to as ‘geeks’.
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD, OUR SUPER QUIZZ SOLVER OF THE DAY!  WOO HOO KIM! EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji
 
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