by eucman

Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Monday, July 14, 2014.     

Helpless love……..
Once upon a time all feelings and emotions went to a coastal island for a vacation. According to their nature, each was having a good time. Suddenly, a warning of an impending storm was announced and everyone was advised to evacuate the island.
The announcement caused sudden panic. All rushed to their boats. Even damaged boats were quickly repaired and commissioned for duty.
Yet, Love did not wish to flee quickly. There was so much to do. But as the clouds darkened, Love realised it was time to leave. Alas, there were no boats to spare. Love looked around with hope.
Just then Prosperity passed by in a luxurious boat. Love shouted, “Prosperity, could you please take me in your boat?”
“No,” replied Prosperity, “my boat is full of precious possessions, gold and silver. There is no place for you.”
A little later Vanity came by in a beautiful boat. Again Love shouted, “Could you help me, Vanity? I am stranded and need a lift. Please take me with you.”
Vanity responded haughtily, “No, I cannot take you with me. My boat will get soiled with your muddy feet.”
Sorrow passed by after some time. Again, Love asked for help. But it was to no avail. “No, I cannot take you with me. I am so sad. I want to be by myself.”
When Happiness passed by a few minutes later, Love again called for help. But Happiness was so happy that it did not look around, hardly concerned about anyone.
Love was growing restless and dejected. Just then somebody called out, “Come Love, I will take you with me.” Love did not know who was being so magnanimous, but jumped on to the boat, greatly relieved that she would reach a safe place.
On getting off the boat, Love met Knowledge. Puzzled, Love inquired, “Knowledge, do you know who so generously gave me a lift just when no one else wished to help?”
Knowledge smiled, “Oh, that was Time.”
“And why would Time stop to pick me and take me to safety?” Love wondered.
Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and replied, “Because only Time knows your true greatness and what you are capable of. Only Love can bring peace and great happiness in this world.”
“The important message is that when we are prosperous, we overlook love. When we feel important, we forget love. Even in happiness and sorrow we forget love. Only with time do we realize the importance of love. Why wait that long? Why not make love a part of your life today?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.”
Author Unknown
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
Emo Philips
“My life needs editing.”
Mort Sahl
“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”
Charles Wadsworth
“Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.”
Author Unknown
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”  Albert Einstein
“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.”
Will Rogers
“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
Lana Turne
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.

 

She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.

 

A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

 

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

 

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

 

To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!” 

 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???   … I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.’
  
Answer: Face Off! This quote is said by Caster Troy (being Archer) to his wife Eve.
 
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 
quote from??? ‘‘Then you don’t deserve her.’
 
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
There are 4 clues below. Each clue is related to a type of candy. You have to try to figure out what each candy is. Good luck!
 
1. The average worker loves this day.
 
2. When actors or actresses get a little break.
 
3. Think of the 4th planet from the sun.
 
4. Also referred to as ‘geeks’.
 
Answer: 1. Pay Day  2. Take 5  3. Mars Bar  4. Nerds 
 
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
This deadly 8-letter word can really “put people in a frenzy,” and for very good reason. If you drop letter 1 and order the rest of the letters like so [8745623], then you get exactly what the word can do. So, if you are affected by it, you had better get a good [65478], or you could be taking a very long [321]!
 
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD, AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT JOB LADIES  EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji
 
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