by eucman

Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday, July 16, 2014.     

Bizarre Town Names……….. 
Horneytown, North Carolina
Whynot, North Carolina
Hicksville, Ohio
Knockemstiff, Ohio
Slaughterville, Oklahoma
Idiotville, Oregon
Virginville, Pennsylvania
Sweet Lips, Tennessee
Ding Dong, Texas
Looneyville, Texas
Butts, Virginia
Imalone, Wisconsin
Toad Suck, Texas
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Unalaska, Alaska
French Lick, Indiana
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.”
–Walt Disney
“Love cannot survive if you just give it scraps of yourself, scraps of your time, scraps of your thoughts.”
–Mary O’Hara
“Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing.”
–Abraham Lincoln
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students pointing out some of the rules. “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180.  ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?”.  To this, a male student in the crowd inquires: “HOW MUCH FOR A SEASON PASS?” 

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? 

What movie is this quote from???  ‘Man goes in the cage, cage goes in the salsa. Shark’s in the salsa. Our shark.’
  
Answer: Clerks! ‘I’m not even supposed to be here today.’ 
 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 
quote from??? ‘Welcome to America’s Weirdest Home Videos.’
 
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
The Agents of F.C.I. have amusing anagrams to match their characteristics, for example, AGENT SOUL, whose name anagrams to LANGOUSTE, likes seafood.
 
Try to determine the Anagrams for the following Agents.
 
AGENT DEE is very young.
 
AGENT YIP specializes in Pharaohs and Sphinxes.
 
AGENT MIC has attractive abilities.
Answer: AGENT DEE, who is TEENAGED, is very young.
AGENT YIP, who is EGYPTIAN, specializes in Pharaohs and Sphinxes.
AGENT MIC, who is MAGNETIC, has attractive abilities. 
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
In this teaser, you are to start with the word ‘HALF’, and then each time, change a letter to make a new word. You need to continue this process until you reach the word ‘BACK’.
 
You must do this in four (4) turns.
 
Good luck.
 
HALF
_ _ _ _
_ _ _ _
_ _ _ _
 
BACK
 
 
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