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WELCOME to Wednesday, August 27, 2014.   

Unusual and Strange Phobias…..

  • Pteronophobia – Panic when tickled by feathers.
  • Pediophobia – Fear of dolls.
  • Russophobia – Dread of Russians.
  • Zemmiphobia – Fear of the great mole rat.
  • Consecotaleophobia – Fear of chopsticks.
  • Dendrophobia – Trepidation when amongst trees.
  • Dextrophobia – Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
  • Eleutherophobia – Strange phobia of freedom.
  • Epistemophobia – Fear of knowledge.
  • Ereuthrophobia – Dread of blushing.
  • Euphobia – Fear of hearing good news.
  • Genuphobia – Funny phobia of knees.
  • Graphophobia – Fear of writing or handwriting.
  • Geumaphobia or Geumophobia – Fear of taste.
  • Helminthophobia – Phobia of being infested with worms.
  • Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – Fear of long words.
  • Hobophobia – Alarm of being next to vagrants or beggars.
  • Koinoniphobia – Funny fear of rooms.
  • Leprophobia or Lepraphobia – Panic of catching leprosy.
  • Levophobia – Fear of things to the left side of the body.Strange Phobias
  • Linonophobia – Strange phobia of string.
  • Logophobia – Fear of words.
  • Lutraphobia – Phobia of otters.
  • Melophobia – Fear of music
  • Nosocomephobia – Dread of hospitals.
  • Panophobia or Pantophobia – Fear of everything.

Extra one for luck: Phobophobia – The fear of developing a phobia, which, we suppose, sums it all up. 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Wednesday people and whatever you do, 

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!  
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“I didn’t really say everything I said.” 
–Yogi Berra 
 
“The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.” 
–Edith Sitwell 
 
“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” 
–Phyllis Diller  
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

‘Doctor O’Hara,’ Ranjit pleaded, ‘I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I’m going crazy.’

‘Just put yourself in my hands for two years,’ said Dr O’Hara, the psychiatrist, ‘Come and see me three times a week, and I’ll cure your fears.’  ‘How much do you charge?’ ‘A hundred dollars per visit.’  ‘In that case, I’ll sleep on it,’ answered Ranjit.  Six months later the doctor met Ranjit in the street.  ‘Why didn’t you ever come to see me again?’ asked the psychiatrist.

‘For a hundred buck’s a visit?  A bartender cured me for ten dollars,’ smiled Ranjit  ‘Is that so! How?’

‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed.’

 

Tuesday Movie  Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? 

What movie is this quote from???   ‘Is there a history of insanity in your family?’
 
Answer: ‘Fierce Creatures’  John Cleese (while walking various zoo animals) said this to Kevin Kline. 
 
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 
quote from???  ‘Don’t you know a kid always wins against two idiots?’
 
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Each group of definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing. The length of the words in each group is provided.
 
1) a small bundle & a pointed stake for a fence & a small isolated area or group (6 letters)
2) to express in words & not freshly made & to look fixedly at something (5 letters)
3) a dance that conveys a story & a makeshift bed & a hammer-like implement (6 letters)
4) a local branch of a society & a mercantile lease of a ship & to talk incessantly (7 letters)
  
Answer: 1) packet, picket, pocket  2) state, stale, stare  3) ballet, pallet, mallet  4) chapter, charter, chatter 
 
Wednesday’s  Quizzler is……….
What saying is seen here?
 
Mary
Sue
Jane
 
LAW
 
Bob
Fred
Jim
 
 
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! NICE WORK BANKS!
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