by eucman

Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Friday, August 29, 2014.    

Ten Funny Things About Marriage…………….

The woman always makes the rules

These rules are subject to change without notice

No man can possibly know all the rules

The woman is never wrong

If it appears the woman is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the man did or said

The man must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding…

The woman can change her mind at any time

The man must never change his mind without the proper consent of the woman

The man must read the mind of the woman at all times

At all times, what is important is what the woman meant, not what she said.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Labor Day weekend people and whatever you do, 

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!  
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd.
Miguel de Cervantes
 
Knowledge is love and light and vision.
Helen Keller
 
Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better.
Andre Gide
 
The poetry of the earth is never dead.
John Keats
 
My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.
Charles Kettering
 
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Moira, sporting two bright red ears went to her doctor. Doctor James inquired gently, ‘And what on earth happened to you?’

‘Well,’ Moira answered, ‘It was like this; I was ironing a shirt and the telephone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.’  ‘My word, oh dear, calamitous,’ Doctor James exclaimed in disbelief. ‘But what happened to your other ear?’  ‘Ten minutes later the same idiot called me back again.’ Emoji

 

Thursday Movie  Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? 

What movie is this quote from???   ‘Chief I can’t tell if he’s really smart or really dumb.’
 
Answer:  ‘Jaws’  Quint said this to Chief Brody once he has the shark on the line.
 
Friday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 
quote from???  ‘This town need an enema!’
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
 I with borrowed silver shine,
What you see is none of mine.
First I show you but a quarter,
like the bow that guards the Tartar;
Then the half, and then the whole,
ever dancing around the pole;
And true it is, I chiefly owe
my beauty to the shades below. 
 
Who am I? 
  
Answer:  The Moon………
 
Friday’s  Quizzler is……….
Can you decipher this phrase?
 
R.P.I.
 
 
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO THIS WEEKS RESIDENT GENIUS MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! NICE WORK BANKS!
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Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.   https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ LINKS2 CHECK OUT: http://www.slampi.org., http://www.hopeBUILD.org. Emoji

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