WELCOME to Monday, September 2, 2014.
What The New Job-Lingo Really Means………..
** JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY – We have no time to train you.
** CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE – We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
** MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED – You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
** SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED – Some time each night and some time each weekend.
** DUTIES WILL VARY – Anyone in the office can boss you around.
** MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL – We have no quality control.
** CAREER-MINDED – Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
** NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE – We’ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
** SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE – You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.
** PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST – You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
** REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS – You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
** GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS – Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do,
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, “Yum! I smell maple syrup!” The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says “Yum! I smell honey!” The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can’t because the bigger moles are in the way.
So he says, “Geez, all I can smell is….MOLASSES!”
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