A Woman Should Have …..
Enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to…
A Woman Should Have ……
Something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour…
A Woman Should Have …..
A youth she’s content to leave behind….
A Woman Should Have ……
A past juicy enough that she’s looking forward to retelling it in her old age….
A Woman Should Have …….
A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra…
A Woman Should Have ……
One friend who always makes her laugh… and one who lets her cry…
A Woman Should Have ……
A good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family…
A Woman Should Have ……
Eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honoured…
A Woman Should Have ……
A feeling of control over her destiny.
Every Woman Should Know …..»
How to fall in love without losing herself.
Every Woman Should Know …..
How to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship…
Every Woman Should Know …..
When to try harder… and WHEN TO WALK AWAY…
Every Woman Should Know …..
That she can’t change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..
Every Woman Should Know …..
That her childhood may not have been perfect…but its over…
Every Woman Should Know …..
What she would and wouldn’t do for love or more…
Every Woman Should Know …..
How to live alone… even if she doesn’t like it…
Every Woman Should Know …..
Whom she can trust, whom she can’t, and why she shouldn’t take it personally.. ..
Every Woman Should Know …..
Where to go, be it to her best friend’s kitchen table, or a charming inn in the woods; when her soul needs soothing…
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.’
Joe Martin
A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving $5 worth for $500.’
Benjamin H. Brewster
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
John Adams
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
LM Boyd
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
John Adams
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defence’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.
‘Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all, ‘the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. ‘Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom. ‘He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly. A minute passed. Nothing happened.
Finally the lawyer said, ‘Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I, therefore, put it to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed, and I insist that you return a verdict of not guilty.’
The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty.
‘But how?’ inquired the lawyer. ‘You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door.’ The jury foreman replied, ‘Yes, we did look, but your client didn’t look he just stared straight ahead.’
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘It doesn’t matter, I don’t like my job…and I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore.’
Answer: Office Space! When Peter is coming to terms with his dream of doing nothing.
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this
quote from??? ‘5 O’Clock…Jazzersize.’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Find an anagram for each word in Group A. Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.
Group A
1. Sharp
2. Snaky
3. Toner
4. Agree
5. Optic
6. Neigh
7. Rosin
Group B
1. Singing voice
2. Golf clubs
3. Subject
4. Stringed instruments
5. Jointed device
6. Type of beaver
7. Americans overseas
Answer: 1. Harps (4) 2. Yanks (7) 3. Tenor (1) 4. Eager (6) 5. Topic (3) 6. Hinge (5) 7. Irons (2)
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
The word candy can be spelled with just 2 letters. Can you guess which ones?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! SUPER DUPER SOLVING JOB BANKS! 
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