That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Wednesday people and and 

whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!  

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“There is a whole generation out there who, between ATM cards and credit cards, don’t even know what cash looks like. You take out a wad of bills these days, and you might as well be pulling out beaver pelts to pay for that pizza.” –Dennis Miller

“National Guard troops patrol the nation’s airports wearing jungle camouflage uniforms and carrying rifles. Nevertheless, it’s done nothing to hold down crime in airports. They’re still charging $4 for a candy bar.” –Argus Hamilton

“I don’t go out with my single friends anymore, because I never have any fun. Go to a club, a guy comes over, says, ‘Can I buy you a drink?’ ‘No, oh no, she’s married.’ Yeah, I’m married, but I’m thirsty. Why don’t you shut up and let me have a free drink?” -Wanda Sykes-Hall 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

My friend had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. A-ha, she thought, I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I’ll just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present.”

She took it to the silversmith and asked him to remove her monogram and put the new one on. The silversmith examined the tray carefully, shook his head and said, “Lady, this can only be done so many times!” 

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? 

What movie is this quote from??? “No! You just cost someone their life! Game over!”  

 

Answer: The Negotiator! “The Negotiator” stars Samuel L. Jackson as a Chicago negotiator accused of the murder of his partner. In an attempt to prove his innocence, he holds a group of people hostage until he can find the truth. This line is said as Danny (Jackson) is on the phone with another negotiator who keeps saying “no”. Danny tells him to never say no to a hostage taker. 

 

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 

quote from??? “He’s with me.” “I’m not “with him” with him, you know? It’s not like…”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

A monk has a very specific ritual for climbing up the steps to the temple. First he climbs up to the middle step and meditates for 1 minute. Then he climbs up 8 steps and faces east until he hears a bird singing. Then he walks down 12 steps and picks up a pebble. He takes one step up and tosses the pebble over his left shoulder. Now, he walks up the remaining steps three at a time which only takes him 9 paces. How many steps are there? 

 

Answer: There are 49 steps.  He climbs halfway, which is step 25. He hears the bird singing on step 33. He picks up the pebble on the 21st step and tosses it on the 22nd step. The remaining 27 steps are taken three at a time which is 9 paces. 

Wednesday’s  Quizzler is……….

Here’s a riddle you can solve with ease.

You have to think, but if you are wise,

Take note of the special words I use.

You must use your ears and not your eyes.

It’s one of a kind, no debt it owes.

What’s unique? The answer you must seize.

Although it would help to see some jays,

I’m not talking of the birds and bees.

As you search through two not seven seas,

Note each line ends like a pair of peas.

Don’t wait to answer, there are no queues.

You should know by now, I’m such a tease.

 

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