WELCOME to Thursday, November 20, 2014.
Strange Things People Say and Do….
- A person should bathe once in summer but not so often in winter.
- Spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.
- Definition of Census taker – a man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
- Definition of Syntax – Tax paid by the sinners at the church.
- Definition of Virgin Forest – It is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.
- Future tense of ‘I give’ – ‘I take’.
- Houses in France are generally made up of Plaster of Paris.
- Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
- Parts of Speech – Lungs and air.
- The word ‘trousers’ is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.
- What is H2O and CO2? – H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
- What the residents of Moscow are called? – Mosquitoes.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A new book claims that Jesus had a wife and two kids. In other words, he suffered even more than we thought.” -Conan O’Brien
“Scientists discovered a virus that makes you dumb. You get the virus from eating green algae. That will cause the dumb virus to kick in. And I’m thinking: Seriously, you’re eating green algae? I mean, you’re already dumb.” -Dave Letterman
“A teenager in Arkansas was arrested after he was caught driving without a license on his way to the DMV to take a driving test, tried to flee, and crashed into a police car. On the plus side, it sounds like he was probably going to fail anyway.” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
My husband is a service technician for an exterminating company. And one of the rules is that he must confirm his appointments by phone the night before a service call.
One evening, he called a customer and said to the man who answered, “Hi. This is Garry from the pest-control company. Your wife phoned us.”
There was silence for a moment, and then my husband heard the man say, “Honey, someone wants to speak to you about your relatives.”
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Women weaken legs. Women weaken legs.”
Answer: Rocky! 1976 Oscar Winner. Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) is saying this quote while punching the bag after his trainer, Mickey told him that he needs to stay away from women while training because “women weaken legs.” This movie, unlike all the sequels, was a very engaging story with wonderful acting.
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this
quote from??? “Only I didn’t say ‘fudge’. I said THE word, the big one, the queen mother of dirty words – the ‘F-dash-dash-dash’ word.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make a pair of synonyms, or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’ from ‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.
1. Flat – Pump
2. Feather – Crate
3. Bet – Stop
4. Ear – Trip
5. Lopes – Shills
Answer: 1. Fat – Plump 2. Father – Create 3. Best – Top 4. Tear – Rip 5. Slopes – Hills
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Every nation do I know,
But so rarely do I go
Anywhere,
Sometimes people
Come and stare,
Touch me here,
And poke me there,
Spin me round,
Then leave me alone
When what they sought,
They have found.
What am I?
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