WELCOME to Wednesdays, December 31, 2014. Daffynitions for the last day of this year….. abdication — Giving up on stomach exercises. adult — A person who has… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Month: December 2014
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesdays, December 30, 2014. Sniglets: Imaginative Words Ledzecutive n. A middle-aged businessman who still plays in a rock-and-roll band, or would like to. Equalotry n.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Mondays, December 29, 2014. Funny Newspaper Headlines……. Autos killing 210 a Day; Let’s Resolve to do Better Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad she… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, December 24, 2014. Funny Misspelled Words…….. While working for a security firm, Dennis Spradling was given written orders stating, “You are not allowed to… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, December 23, 2014. Just Punning Around….. You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, December 22, 2014. A Dictionary for Women……. Argument (ahr•gyoo•munt) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, and continues until he realizes it.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, December 19, 2014. Linguistically Challenged….. 1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. 2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, December 18, 2014. Some of the Funnest Words in English……. Abibliophobia The fear of running out of reading material. Absquatulate To leave or abscond… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, December 17, 2014. Maturity……….. I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. As I’ve Matured… I’ve learned that you cannot… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, December 16, 2014. Clever Phrases…. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. When fish are in schools… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”