whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn’t come from a store.

Dr. Seuss

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

Alice Cooper

Every gift which is given, even though is be small, is in reality great, if it is given with affection.

Pindar

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

George Carlin

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. – Charles Dudley 

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!

Charles Dickens

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Back during the days of the former Soviet Union, a fellow by the name of Gerald Chattington had a friend in the Soviet Embassy by the name of Rudolph Nosov, who would drop by occasionally. One evening, Gerald and his wife, Peg, were sitting in the kitchen chatting when Gerald looked out the window and said, “Look, it’s snowing.” Rudolph looked out and said very quickly, “No, I think it is just rain.” “I’m sure it is snow,” insisted Gerald. “And I am just as sure that it is rain,” said Rudolph. At this point Gerald turned to Peg to settle the argument. Peg looked out the window for a moment, then said, “What can I say? Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear.” 

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? 

What movie is this quote from???  ‘First there was darkness.’ 

Answer: Dark City! ‘And then came The Strangers,’ as said by Dr. Schreber (Kiefer Sutherland) during the opening voice over of ‘Dark City.’ 

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 

quote from???  ‘Once upon a time there was a lovely princess, but she had an enchantment on her of a fearful sort.’

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

Ryan and Craig were identical twins born in Seattle in 1961. Ryan was born before Craig, but according to their birth certificates, Craig was older than Ryan. How come? 

Answer: Ryan and Craig were born in the fall on the day that the clocks are set back one hour. Ryan was born at 1:45am. Craig was born 30 minutes later. Since the clocks were set back at 2am, Craig’s official time of birth was 1:15am. 

Wednesday’s  Quizzler is……….

What do these groups of words have in common?

1. Man true, hairy

2. Son nick, yard rich

3. Son will, row wood

4. Grant, us list you

5. More fill, lard mill

6. Ding hard, wren war

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