QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” ― Dr. Seuss

“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” ― Oscar Wilde

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.” ― Bernard M. Baruch

“You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching,

Love like you’ll never be hurt,

Sing like there’s nobody listening,

And live like it’s heaven on earth.” 

― William W. Purkey 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South America, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple, and asks the guide for details. To this, the guide states that archaeologists are carrying out excavations, and still finding great treasures. The tourist then queries how old the temple is. 

“This temple is 1503 years old”, replies the guide. 

Impressed at this accurate dating, he inquires as to how he gave this precise figure. 

“Easy”, replies the guide, “the archaeologists said the temple was 1500 years old, and that was three years ago”  

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘I know because I never loved him the way that I love you!’

Answer: Sommersby! Jodie Foster said this in ‘Sommersby’ when they were in the courtroom. She believed Richard Gere wasn’t her husband John and he kept asking how she knew and that was her reply. 

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???  ‘Why aren’t they in school?!, Why aren’t you in school?!’

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

What phrase is represented by the following?

Look kool XtXhXeXrXoXaXdX

ANSWER: Look both ways before crossing the road.

ie. ‘Look’ is spelt forwards and backwards (both ways) and it comes before the words ‘the road’ which has X’s all through it ie. it has been ‘crossed’.

Thursday’s  Quizzler is……….

Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make a pair of synonyms, or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’ from ‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.

1. Pain – Nil

2. War – Zoned

3. Routing – Tip

4. Shot – Teaming

5. Right – Blight

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