WELCOME to Wednesday, January 14, 2015.
Questions for the day….
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
I’ve been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
Is atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
If the plural of foot is feet, shouldn’t the singular of sheep be shoop.
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Ability will never catch up with the demand for it. Malcolm Forbes
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. Baltasar Gracian
Friends are far more dangerous than enemies, they know everything about you and will not pause to use it against you. Terra Castle
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought. Sir William Osler
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. Sir Francis Bacon
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. Eric offer
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
One day Roy Rogers was passing the boot maker’s shop when he noticed a pair of boots in the window that were the most beautiful he had ever seen. He entered the shop and told the proprietor that he must have the boots that were in the window. The proprietor said the boots were made for someone else, but, if they fit Roy, he could have them and he would make a new pair for the other customer. So Roy proudly left the shop wearing his new boots. However, on the way back to his ranch, it began to rain and as he walked up to the ranch house, his new boots got all muddy. He left them on the porch and entered the house. While he was eating his dinner, a bobcat snuck up onto the porch and grabbed the loops at the back of the boots in his mouth and ran off with both of the boots. Fortunately the cook saw the theft and called Roy. Roy was livid. He whistled for Trigger and took off at a gallop after the bobcat. A few hours later he returned with a dead bobcat across the front of his saddle. The once beautiful boots were hanging out of the saddlebags. They were torn to shreds. As he rode up, the cook hailed Roy.
When the cowboy drew near the cook shouted, “Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?”
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘I’ll believe in you all my life.’
Answer: ET: The Extra Terrestrial! Said by Elliot (Henry Thomas) to ET.
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘I need to have an outer-body experience.’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
I still have 7 more things to put away and time is running out fast. Next I decide to put away the giant’s board games.
The colors of the board games are blue, brown, green, orange, purple, red, and yellow.
1. Purple is somewhere to the left of green.
2. Red is next to blue.
3. Brown is 3 away from blue (2 between).
4. Yellow is 2 away from red.
5. Blue is in the middle.
6. Orange is directly between yellow and purple.
ANSWER: From left to right, the order of the board games are: purple, orange, yellow, blue, red, green, and brown.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Decode this well known nursery rhyme if you can:
A small number of child laborers were attempting to traverse a more elevated position in a vain attempt to procure a quarter of a rundlet of a hydrogen and oxygen compound. Half their number experienced an uncontrollable descent that resulted in severe damage to the pate. And soon it came to pass that the rest of the labor force followed suit, but with far less serious consequences.
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