Here’s the Story……. 

You know that all potatoes have eyes right? Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato

had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a

little sweet potato, whom they called ‘Yam.’

 

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they

told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and

getting half-baked, so she wouldn’t get accidentally mashed and get

a bad name for herself like ‘Hot Potato,’ and end up with a bunch

of Tater Tots.

 

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and

make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn’t

stay home and become a Couch Potato, either. She would get plenty

of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

 

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch

out for the Hard Boiled guys from Ireland, and the greasy guys from

France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch

out for the Indians so she wouldn’t get scalloped. Yam said she would

stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn’t associate with those high

class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who

advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, ‘Frito Lay.’

 

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that’s Potato University)

so that when she graduated she’d really be in the Chips. But in spite of all

they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going

to marry Tom Brokaw. Tom Brokaw!? Yam’s parent’s exclaimed! Oh my,

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset at this announcement. They told

Yam she couldn’t possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he’s just ….

 

Are you ready for this? A Common Tator

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and

whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.” 

–James A. Garfield 

“Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.” 

–Martin Luther King Jr. 

“Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.” 

–Mark Twain  

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he had made her coffee. 

She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom there were three of those 

little green army men in the cup. She said, “Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?” 

Her grandson said, “Grandma, it says on TV-‘The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'” 

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘It vexes me. I’m terribly vexed.’ 

Answer: Gladiator! Said by Commodus in ‘Gladiator’. One of my favourite quotes from this movie. 

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘What are you doing on the floor? 

Have you been there all night?’ 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

In a country, there are over 100 streets. Street 1 is named First Street, street 2 is named Second Street, and so on and so forth.

A traveler decides to walk through all these streets in the country. He could find all the streets except Street 62. No matter how hard he tried, he could not find it.  He later found that the locals had given the street another name.  What is the name?

ANSWER: Minute street. This is because Street 62 is named Sixty Second Street, and Sixty Seconds = 1 Minute, hence Street 62 is also called Minute Street.

Wednesday’s  Quizzler is……….

Below are incomplete words. Place two letters in each bracket so that you can complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.

Fu (–) am

Ed (–) ar

Dit (–) urch

Ju (–) eam

Ran (–) ese

Divi (–) bt

Pi (–) upt

Dro (–) rse

Tr (–) aze

Bud (–) nder

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS, MS. KIM HILLYARD! GREAT SOLVING JOB KIM!   

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