WELCOME to Thursday, February 5, 2015.
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Yesterday Obama presented a $4 trillion budget that he says would help the middle class. Then the middle class said, ‘You know what? How about you just give us the $4 trillion? We’ll figure out what to do with it.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“Harper Lee, the author of ‘To Kill a Mockingbird,’ is publishing her second novel after a 55-year hiatus. This one is called ‘Mock 2: Mock Harder.'” -Conan O’Brien
“Kim Kardashian said during a Q & A yesterday that she’d like to take a selfie with Jesus. Though I think most people would say that Jesus has suffered enough.” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits. He successfully raised a number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied, “I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have … a hutch back of Notre Dame.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Linda? Do you know you’ve got a man hanging from your ceiling?”
Answer: Sid and Nancy! Regarding the nude older gentleman chained to the ceiling, Sex Pistols singer Johnny Rotten (Andrew Schofield) poses this question to the flat’s owner, friend and dominatrix Linda (Anne Lambton). The film follows Sid Vicious of The Sex Pistols, his blossoming love affair with American groupie, Nancy Spungen, and their subsequent descent into heroin abuse. Nancy sums it up best early in the film when she says: “Never trust a junkie”.
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “That boy ain’t got the life-expectancy of a house-fly.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Each group of words below is a commonly known phrase. Try to guess what that phrase is.
1.The total entity of substances which exhibit a reflection of light particles in awesome profusion are not necessarily composed of a soft, yellow metallic substance.
2. A couple offers possibility of camaraderie, while trebly aggregates often have the appearances of a multitude.
3. A member of the class of Aves that energizes rapidly from a state of nocturnal hibernation is able to seize by force or stratagem the lumbrious terristris.
4. Homo sapiens who inhabit abodes composed of pellucid substances containing silicon materials should be prudent of casting hard cobbles.
ANSWER: 1. All that glitters is not gold. 2. Two’s company, three’s a crowd. 3. The early bird gets the worm.
4. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
I am not a human, nor am I an animal.
I have eyes, but cannot see,
and I have hair that you cannot comb.
My brown skin has several layers but this seems a paradox,
because one is smooth and the other is hard.
My skin protects my soft white flesh;
and within my flesh is my opaque blood.
What am I?
The World According to the Eucman! 