WELCOME to Tuesday, February 17, 2015.
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“I bet that Van Gogh guy cut off his ear by accident and made up that ‘lost love’ story so he wouldn’t look stupid.” –Andy Pierson
I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
“I don’t have any kids. Well, at least none that I know about. I’d like to have kids one day, though. I want to be called Mommy by somebody other than Spanish guys in the street.” –Carol Leifer
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A Jewish anthropologist, Benny Steinfeld, was working in the desert near Israel when he happened upon an odd looking vase. After cleaning it he pried open the lid and was astonished when a genie sprang from the container and granted him 3 wishes. Steinfeld wished for enormous wealth, huge land holdings and a bevy of beautiful wives. All wishes were granted, but on one condition. Never again in his life could the anthropologist get a haircut or shave. To do so would mean instant imprisonment in the same urn in which the genie had been imprisoned. All went well during the first few years of his lavish lifestyle, but his beard and long hair became more and more of a problem. One day, during a moment of weakness and desperation he ran to the bathroom, grabbed some scissors and began cutting off his beard. Immediately his fortunes vanished, and he found himself trapped in the urn lying in the desert sand. The moral of this story? “A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, and orange in the evening. Just like that, one two three four!’
Answer: Requiem For a Dream!
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘‘Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one’s even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey.’
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
What is this?
Sticker Bum
Sticker Sticker Bum Bum
Sticker Sticker Sticker Bum Bum Bum
ANSWER: A Bumper Sticker
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.
1. Female parent -> Not one already mentioned; alternate
2. Several; large indefinite number -> One; some indefinite number
3. A story’s lesson -> Relating to the mouth; using speech
4. Face disguise -> To request
5. Trough for animal food -> Wrath; strong displeasure
6. Sparse, poor quality -> Showing keen interest
7. Symbolic team figure -> Necktie or scarf with broad ends
8. Anything that belongs to a group -> Glowing wood fragment
The World According to the Eucman! 