QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“A woman in Florida gave birth to a baby weighing in at 14.1 pounds. So I guess the question is: a baby what?” -Seth Meyers

“Neil Armstrong’s widow was going through his closet and she found a bunch of things that he brought back with him from the moon, including some souvenirs. And I thought: Wait a minute, there’s a gift shop on the moon?” -Dave Letterman

“A new study found that married couples who go on double dates with other couples are more likely to have better relationships. They say it inspires better communication – on the ride home, when you talk about how much you hated the other couple.” -Jimmy Fallon 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

My son stayed up half the night studying for his English Literature exam. He would drink coffee almost constantly while attempting to read “The Canterbury Tales.” I awoke at 4 A. M. and found him studying with mug in hand, and asked him, “What have you got there?”

He answered… “Just my cup and Chaucer.” 

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  ‘Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies.’

Answer: Goodfellas! Henry Hill, commenting on James Conway, played by Robert De Niro. 

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next.’

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.

Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic

Answer: The words are Start and Tart.

1. Skin problem; reckless -> Fire by-product

2. One way of moving a boat -> Requiring to pay

3. Loud noise -> Used to move a boat

4. Used to steer a boat -> Cow mammary gland

5. Distant -> Display feelings openly

6. One who patrols a region -> Strong displeasure

7. A connection among things -> Feeling of joy and pride

8. Quick political change -> Gradual biological change  

ANSWER: 1. Rash -> Ash  2. Rowing -> Owing  3. Roar -> Oar  4. Rudder -> Udder  5. Remote -> Emote

6. Ranger -> Anger  7. Relation -> Elation  8. Revolution -> Evolution 

Thursday’s  Quizzler is……….

The first is needed to make quotes you see,

And it often sticks up when it’s time for noon tea.

The second’s biggest distinction is found

Bearing the symbol of love that is bound.

The third should be biggest but that can depend,

Never standing alone or it may offend.

The fourth is oft used when making a selection

Or if you should need a gun for protection.

The fifth is the fattest and oddest by far,

And can sometimes be found in a wrestling war.

What are they?