WELCOME to Monday, February 23, 2015.
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. Carl Sagan
What force is more potent than love? Igor Stravinsky
Art has to move you and design does not, unless it’s a good design for a bus. David Hockney
It appears to be a law that you cannot have a deep sympathy with both man and nature. Henry David Thoreau
Never ever wear anything that panics the cat. P. J. O’Rourke
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide. The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred. Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. “Correct,” said the chief. “How did you figure it out?” The warrior answered, “It’s elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.’
Answer: The Matrix! Starring Keanu Reeves.
Monday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘You know what the Queen said? I had balls, I’d be a King.’
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
“I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.”
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, “I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it.”
The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?”
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
ANSWER: “Happy Birthday” This song can be sung with anyone’s name in it.
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Five siblings are they, their color is true;
One belongs to one, four are shared by two.
Connected together, some by locks;
Many meet their fate upon the rocks.
Arrange their initials, and you should
Find things that are found in a neighborhood.
What has just been described?
The World According to the Eucman! 