by eucman

Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Friday, March 6, 2015. 

 Here’s the Story…… 
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and raining very hard. Bob could barely see 20 feet in front of the car. 
 
Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree. 
 
Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to carry her to the nearest phone. 
 
Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, which is coming from an old, large house. He approaches the door and knocks. 
 
A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob immediately blurts, “Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We’ve been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone??” 
 
“I’m sorry,” replied the hunchback, “but we don’t have a phone. My master is a Doctor; come in and I will get him!” 
 
Bob brings his wife in. An elegant man comes down the stairs. “I’m afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist. However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had a basic medical training. I will see what I can do. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory.” 
 
With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob following closely. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table. 
 
After a brief examination, Igor’s master looks worried. “Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion.” Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty Hill are no more. 
 
The Hills’ deaths upset Igor’s master greatly. Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his grand piano. For it is here that he has always found solace. He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting, melody fills the house. 
 
Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty’s hand twitch. Stunned, he watches as Bob’s arm begins to rise! He is further amazed as Betty sits straight up! 
 
Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory. He bursts in and shouts to his master: 
 
“Master, Master! … The Hills are alive with the sound of music!
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people and whatever
you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves. David Brent

If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven’t understood the seriousness of the situation. David Brent

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George Burns

If at first you don’t succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried. David Brent 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch she took the film to be developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor. 

Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said, 

“Don’t worry. Someday your prints will come”. Emoji

 

 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “If you side with the Nazis, Thomas, then we’re at war.”

Answer: Swing Kids! Said by Peter after he discovers Thomas is taking their Hitler Youth training seriously. 

Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Well, everyone else we’ve bumped into has died. Why should you be any different?”

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

These word pairs are not in relation to each other, but if you find their synonyms, the two words will rhyme. 
 
Example : Over-sized Feline = Fat Cat
 
Kiss Dog
Funny Cat
Movie Monster 
Unusual Rabbit
Copper Teapot
Wedding Limo
Untamed Minor 
 
ANSWER: Smooch Pooch  Witty Kitty  Feature Creature  Rare Hare  Metal Kettle  Marriage Carriage  Wild Child 

Friday’s  Quizzler is……….

Decipher the following rebus:
GOT
GOT
GOT
GOT
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
 
  
 
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE WEEK AWARD FOR TODAY GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT JOB BANKS! Emoji Emoji EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji
 
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.  https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ 
 

 

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