Older Than Dirt Quiz:
Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about. Consider adding to the list and sharing it with your same age friends, if you have any left alive!
Your age ratings is at the bottom.
Candy cigarettes
Coffee shops with tableside juke boxes
Home milk delivery in glass bottles
Party lines on the telephone
Newsreels before the movie
TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning (there were only 3 channels [if you were fortunate]).
8 track players
cassette players
Peashooters
45 RPM records
Wash tub wringers
Hi-fi’s
Metal ice trays with lever
Blue flashbulb
Cork popguns
Ford Zephyrs
If you remembered 0-3 = You’re still young
If you remembered 4-6 = You are getting older
If you remembered 7-10 = Don’t tell your age,
If you remembered 11-14 = You’re older than dirt!
Don’t forget to test your really OLD friends….
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people and whatever
you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“On May 2 in Las Vegas Floyd Mayweather will fight Manny Pacquiao. It’s the most-anticipated fight in many years. Before their press conference, they held a red carpet event for Floyd and Manny, which to me seems overly glamorous for guys who wear shorts to work.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Now in Utah if you get the death sentence, they have the firing squad. In Russia, they call that early retirement.” -Dave Letterman
“The new James Bond movie in production features the oldest ever Bond girl. Which explains why he spent a lot of the movie repeating, ‘I said BOND. JAMES BOND!'” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A kindergarten teacher gave her class a “show and tell” assignment. Each student was instructed to bring in an object to share with the class that represented their religion.
The first student got up in front of the class and said, “My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is a Star of David.”
The second student got up in front of the class and said, “My name is Mary. I’m a Catholic and this is a Rosary.”
The third student got in up front of the class and said, “My name is Tommy. I am Methodist, and this is a casserole.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “It’s got a harness, it’s domesticated.”
Answer: Stargate! Says Daniel to the rest of the Stargate group before being dragged across the desert by this strange creature.
Monday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible, dead…just as good.”
TODAY’S MOVIE DIVIA AWARD GOES TO MS. VALERIE JOYNER! 
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you decipher this rebus:
M1y 1Li1f1e
ANSWER: For once in my life. (Four ones, in my life)
Van Gogh (pronounced “Go”) is back, with more of his relatives.
e.g. One of them was a well-known musical cousin from Liverpool, England. His name? Ring Gogh! (Ringo)
From the clues, can you guess the other names?
1. An elderly uncle who plays the numbers game at his community hall.
2. His young nephew who bounces everywhere.
3. A long-lost brother who had been on his yacht exploring a group of islands in the Pacific.
4. An aunt, famous for her milk pudding recipe.
5. His cousin with the skin infection.
6. The teenage niece who wears dark, trendy shades of blue and purple.
7. His Great Uncle Emil, the famous lecturer on self-esteem.
The hint gives the first letter, and number of letters, for each word.
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT 3 WEEKS IN A ROW WINNER MS. ANDREA L. BANKS AND MS. VALERIE JOYNER! NICE SOLVING WORK LADIES!
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