WELCOME to Tuesday, March 24, 2015.
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“You know when you’re sitting on a chair and you lean back so you’re just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.” -Steven Wright
“I used to be scared of dogs. Then I realized that dogs are just as scared of me as I am of them; they just show it differently. They show it by barking and snapping at me, and I show it by wetting myself.” –Dakota Shepard
One day a man approached Groucho Marx and he said, “Please insult my wife. She loves your work. It would really give her a thrill if you insulted her.” Groucho turned to the man and said, “Sir, you should be ashamed of yourself…To be married to a woman like that and not be able to think up your own insults!
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
On a cruise to Alaska, I saw my very first glacier in the magnificent Inside Passage. Excitedly, I asked the ship’s officer what it was called. “It’s some dumb glacier,” he replied. Disappointed by his attitude, I bought a map to figure it out for myself. I calculated our location and found the name of the ice mass. It was called, just as he had said, “Sumdum Glacier.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “You think we need one more?…You think we need one more….Okay, we’ll get one more.”
Answer: Ocean’s Eleven! George Clooney said this to Brad Pitt when they were gathering the people for the robbery. Brad didn’t say a word. The ‘one more’ he’s talking about turned out to be Matt Damon, who played Linus. He was a very good pick-pocket.
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Can we panic now?”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
The World According to the Eucman! 