Name That Church…
The church humor magazine “The Door” facetiously announced these newly formed churches:
The Short-Term Pastor Center
Theology-Free Church
Seldom United Church
New Wife Fellowship
Church of the Perpetual Building Program
Comfortable Pew Family Center
Legalistic Bondage Assembly
Feelgood Fellowship
Twist-and-Shout Revival Center
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! I know because somewhere, somebody is laughing! Have a great Easter weekend people and whatever
you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. — Joan Rivers
Accept who you are, unless you’re a serial killer. — Ellen Degeneres
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. — Ziad K. Abdelnour
May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. — Unknown
Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just kidding!” is my favorite. — Unknown
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. — Winnie the Pooh
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. — William Shakespeare
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
An elderly woman had just returned home from church when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home and yelled, “Stop! Acts 2:38!” (“Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of sins.”) Immediately the burglar threw up his hands in surrender as the woman calmly called the police. As the officer cuffed the burglar he asked, “Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.” “A Scripture?” replied the burglar. “She said that she had an Ax and Two 38’s!”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “He’s down by the river, walking on water.”
Answer: Tombstone! Doc says this about Wyatt while they were hunting the rest of the Cowboys. Doc admired Wyatt and stuck by him till death. In real life, Doc was a chronic killer, addicted to it.
Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Hey! What did you do with the world?” “I turned it off.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Decapitate me and all becomes equal. Then truncate me and I become second. Cut me front and
back and I become two less than I started.
What am I?
ANSWER: The word Seven. seven even (equal) eve (2nd person, according to the Bible) v (Roman numeral five; two less than seven)
Now you get it 😀
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
1. Evergreen tree -> Thin, pointed piece of metal
2. Burning process -> Evergreen tree
3. Gaze intently -> Heavenly body
4. Subject; unifying idea -> Those people
5. Money paid for work -> Move from side to side
6. Soft-surfaced leather -> Took to court
7. Harsh; extreme -> To cut off
8. To bring together -> A single thing
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SUPER SOLVING THE QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! NICE WORK BANKS! 
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